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Postcards from the Honeymoon

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  • 14-08-2001 10:45am
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    A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time
    period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get
    started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with
    a few words on how marital sex felt.

    The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
    said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the
    kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom
    blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

    The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the
    card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's
    cigarettes,
    and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was
    again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

    The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a
    week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole
    month, a card
    finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words:
    "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped
    through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the
    airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom
    fainted.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 sk_LURCH


    nice 1 biggrin.gif

    is this real ? it cant be, are u serious ?


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