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  • 13-08-2001 8:28am
    #1
    dannyd20
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭


    German, an Italian and an Irishman were on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

    1.. to be shot

    2.. to be hung

    3.. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.



    So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly).

    Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)

    Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."

    They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said "Give me another one of those shots,"so the guards did.

    Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

    The Irishman replied, "You gobsh*tes are so thick..... I'm wearing a condom."





    [This message has been edited by dannyd20 (edited 13-08-2001).]


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    shimoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭shimoda


    A joke slagging Irish people... Self-deprecation is one thing, but you could have at least edited it.....

    Shimoda


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    Gladiator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Gladiator


    clearly a muppet, and ive heard it before but with a kerry man instead


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    dannyd20
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭dannyd20


    well sorry !! it's a joke, not meant to be taken seriously! god damn, I forgot the irish were the brightest crayons in the box tongue.gif

    [This message has been edited by dannyd20 (edited 13-08-2001).]


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    Gladiator
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    hey i dont insult the retarded i.e. your people so please dont insult mine,


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    #6
    shimoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭shimoda


    Now now kids. Play nicely.

    smile.gif

    Shimoda


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Settle kids...


    All the best!
    Dav
    @B^)
    So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
    [honey i] violated [the kids]
    When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.


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    sk_LURCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭sk_LURCH


    hmm calm down peeps, i'm irish and dont take offence from that, i thought it was damn funneh biggrin.gif
    as he said, its only joke and not to be taken seriously


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