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  • 06-03-2005 6:02pm
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    Ba_barbaraAnne
    Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭


    Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after
    you've had a baby ..
    Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "normal" is history.

    Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct..
    Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.

    Somebody said being a mother is boring .
    Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver' s
    permit.

    Somebody said if you're a "good" mother,your child will "turn out good"...
    Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

    Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ..
    Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit
    a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.

    Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother....
    Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.

    Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the
    first ....
    Somebody doesn't have five children.

    Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
    questions in the books...
    Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.

    Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and
    delivery... Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day
    of kindergarten ... or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."

    Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand
    tied behind her back...
    Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.

    Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets
    married... Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or
    daughter-in-law
    to a mother's heartstrings.

    Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves
    home....
    Somebody never had grandchildren.

    Somebody said your mother knows you love her,so you don't need to tell
    her....
    Somebody isn't a mother.


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    *adele*
    Registered Users Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    aw thats gorgeous,ill have to show it to my mam.


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    tweety30
    Registered Users Posts: 3 ✭tweety30


    :)
    *adele* wrote: »
    aw thats gorgeous,ill have to show it to my mam.


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    paperclip2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭paperclip2


    Ba_barbaraAnne wrote: »
    Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing
    questions in the books...
    Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
    .

    LOL.

    This took me back to the day my 2 year old daughter shoved a popcorn kernel up her nose on the No 16 bus :D I can't believe she's nearly 17 now, it does fly by. :)


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