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birds mating ritual

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  • 15-08-2001 8:50am
    #1
    dannyd20
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭



    Eagles mate for life, so this nearsighted eagle goes out to look for a
    mate. He finds a Dove. They go back to his nest and they make love. It
    was
    fantastic sex but all night long this dove says "I'm a dove, let's make
    love. I'm a dove, let's make love." Well the eagle just can't take this
    for
    the rest of his life so next morning he kicks her out of his nest. Then
    on
    for the quest of another mate. He runs into a wren. He takes her back
    to his

    nest and makes love to her. Again fantastic sex but all night long this
    wren

    says "I'm a wren let's do it again. I'm a wren let's do it again." Well
    the
    eagle is getting really irritated so next morning he kicks her out of
    the
    nest .......Being very cautious (he thinks) he goes out to look for
    another
    mate.....He finds the perfect mate...a Duck. So again he takes her to
    his
    nest and makes love to her. You'll never guess what this duck said all
    night

    long...???!!!????

    "I'm a drake; you made a mistake........"



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