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classic: larry just a minute quiz

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  • 15-08-2001 8:49am
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    dannyd20
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭


    Some classic answers from Larry's Just-a-minute quiz. ("The questions didn't suit you today. . . . . ")
    Actual answers given to the bould Larry Gogan (Irish Radio Presenter).

    Something a blind man might use?
    A Sword

    A Song with the word Moon in the title?
    Blue Suede Moon

    Name the Capital of France?
    F

    Name a bird with a long Neck?
    Naomi Campbell

    Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
    A burglar

    Where is the Taj Mahal?
    Opposite the Dental Hospital

    What is Hitlers first name
    Heil

    As happy as.... (Larry gave a hint * think of my name)
    A pig in ****

    Some famous brothers
    Bonnie and Clyde.

    A dangerous race
    The Arabs

    Something that floats in a bath
    Water

    An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
    A horse

    Something you wear on a beach
    A deckchair

    A famous Royal
    Mail

    Something that flies that doesn't have an engine
    A bicycle with wings

    A famous bridge
    The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

    Something a cat does
    Goes to the Toilet

    Something you do in the bathroom
    Decorate

    A method of securing your home
    Put the kettle on

    Something associated with pigs
    The Police

    A sign of the Zodiac
    April

    Something people might be allergic to
    Skiing

    Something you do before you go to bed
    Sleep

    Something you put on walls
    A roof

    Something Slippery
    A conman

    A kind of ache
    A fillet of fish

    A Jacket Potato topping
    Jam

    A food that can be brown or white
    A potato

    A famous Scotsman Jock
    Vinnie Jones

    Something you open other than a door
    Your bowels

    Larry: Famous sports commentator?
    Female contestant: No response
    Larry: Something you might suck on!
    Female contestant: Dickie Davis
    Correct answer: Murray Walker

    And in reply from a man who got none of the answers right:
    Larry - Ah sure the questions didn't suit you today
    Entrant - **** off Larry, you're nothing but an ould ****** anyway


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    Enygma
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭Enygma


    A buddy of mine was on that quiz a few years ago. He got really nervous and started getting all the answers wrong.
    The one I remember the most was:
    Finish this saying; When the cat's away, the mice will......

    Pass.

    We were in stitches on the floor behind him, the poor *******. Got a hamper for his troubles tho smile.gif


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    dannyd20
    Registered Users Posts: 345 ✭✭dannyd20


    one of those oldies but goodies !! smile.gif


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    stu_69
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭stu_69


    this must go down as the most emailed and posted joke/spoof ever. smile.gifsmile.gif


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