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drunk driving

dannyd20 · 2001-08-15 15:01:00

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir"? "Why"? asks the man, "Was I all over the road"? "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger…

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15-08-2001 4:01pm

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dannyd20

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A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when
he's pulled over by the Police.
The police officer approaches him and asks:

"Have you been drinking Sir"?

"Why"? asks the man, "Was I all over the road"?

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was
the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me
suspicious."

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#2 15-08-2001 5:05pm
Trojan

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Oh gawd, now that's a funny one

How true...

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#3 15-08-2001 10:50pm
swiss

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lol Very good, may have heard it before somewhere but doesn't matter... still a good 'un.

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#4 16-08-2001 12:54am
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bravo old boy, bravo

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#5 16-08-2001 1:01am
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lol plyd

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