Caption Competition

DeVore

As per the usual boards.ie rules, the winner will get... NOTHING! but this pic is too good to let pass...

Its been a while since we had one but with the wags on this board I think we could have some fun...



Let the captions commence!

DeV.

nesf

To break the ice

Bush: "Ok. A catholic, a protestant and a arab walk into this bar right..."

Paladin

"Firstly I would like to thank your excellency the Dalai Lama for having me..."

Trev

Pope: No, your lines are hi-lighted in yellow.

JustHalf

Bush: Well well, Mr Hussein, we meet again.

Cake Fiend

"WOW, THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING!!!"

Asok

Bush:So John hows the son?

Tazzle

Bush: Cud u please direct me to the nearest washing closet so i may use your fauscet.
Pope: Yes, that milk stain looks nasty

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Fenix

"Raise your hand if you got some last night..."

Tazzle

Pope:Where's my fúcking microphone?

Squire

3 entries:

Bush: "And yea, so it was declared that all heavens should be equal. I'm sorry, that should be heathens."

Pope: (Thinking)"The world is doomed"

btw 'yea' is pronounced 'yay' for anyone who's not familiar with old english

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Bush: "And Punches pyle-ott said untwo them... hang on a minute, this doesn't make any sense."

Pope: (Thinking)"Phonetic you fool, it's phonetic."

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Bush: "Wait wait, I don't get the bit about the loaves, was this guy a baker or something?"

Pope: (Thinking)"Good God."

Squiz

BNC

Bush: "ok, ok. I think I got it now. St.Patrick was a jew who drove the snakes into Egypt."

BNC

Bush: "Hello Santa Claus, for Christmas I would like..."

Shiminay

Pope: "If I have to listen to this Flucker for much longer I'll get Catholic Priest and School Boy on his ass"

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Dubya: "All your base are belong to us"
Pope: "not this **** again!"

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All the best!
Dav

So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

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Pope :I will count to 30 and you all hide !

Jaden

1.
Bush: Interupt again, and I'll hit you in the other eye!

2.
Bush: Just think, neither of us can be wrong!

3.
Pope: George that's a chair, not a beeday!

4.
Bush: And the three little pigs all lived happily ever after. Shusssh, I think I've finally gotten him to nod off.

The Sweeper

Bush: "...and Jesus bless all the interns and saints... I mean angels and saints..."

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It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

GreenHell

Bush: Nice dress


number 2
Bush reading: Whose Mary and why is she so full of grace, MY GOD i thought you catholics were good people!!

Winning Hand

Dubya: Bob Jones gives his regards

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Cheneys wondering how you do it, stay alive that is.

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So.............. How did you rig YOUR election?

Bush :Hi ! Im the presedent of the United States of America .

Guy behind Bush :Im sorry but he is a little shy.

smoke.me.a.kipper

Pope: Oh Christ, not again!

Canaboid

Pope: "hurry up and smite him" I believe is the correct answer

Zee Dude

Pope: Do'h, it was the other guy I meant to win!

Bush :Here i hold the seceret documents on what really happened at Roswell im sorry but nobody is allowed to see these.

Pope :Its OK i wont look .

Bush :How heavy is your head ? Mine is 11.lbs

Pope :Hold on let me check !

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Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Bush(Texan drawl): Are we live?

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Bush(reading slowly): The head of the security team is Lt. Jason Meeks, *not to be read out aloud*

MiCr0

Bush:
"here, popey, i've found the list you wanted of intern's clinton had s3x with. You wanted a blonde didn't you. oh sheet, are we live?"

Tazzle

Bush:Eeek ook Eeek
Pope's Assitant:I think Mr.Bush is a chimpanzee your holyness

Puck

Dubya: Hmmm... I think I'll have the chicken.

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John (yes THE John!)
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

entropi

No.1 Pope: God NO....he's not trying to sing is he
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No.2 Pope: Mamma Mia, he's a nazi
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No.3 Bush: this ain't the menu, GET ME SOME FOOD YOU IDIOTS!!!!

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