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    #32
    Puck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭Puck


    Dubya: My dad was president too y'know! Was your dad Pope? Oh wait... what a silly question he must have been Pope John Paul I right Junior?!

    Dubya: I am very happy to be here in whatever country this is and to meet the King of Yurp is a great honour!
    John (yes THE John!)
    "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

    [This message has been edited by Puck (edited 31-07-2001).]


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    #33
    Fly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭Fly


    Who to hell is that person beside me...???


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    #34
    nesf
    Registered Users Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Bush: "Look either say that i'm the new savior, that america is the true promised land, and give me your hat or i'm going to nuke the vatican"

    or:

    Bush: "So there I was with these two Italian birds right..."


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    #35
    elexes
    Registered Users Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    well did you ever have monica . i hear shes very good .


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    #36
    Trev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Trev


    Bush *singing* : Your once, twice, three times, a catholic.


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    #37
    Jimi-Spandex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭Jimi-Spandex


    Bush: So how are the kids grand wizard?


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    #38
    LoLth
    Registered Users Posts: 10,339 ✭✭✭✭LoLth


    bush: I now declare the Bush Klan Lodge officially open!


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    #39
    RopeDrink
    Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,599 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


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    #40
    Shagus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Shagus


    Bush : *Darth Vadar Voice* I Am Your Father!

    Pope : *Silent prayer* Oh my lord, why did you bother going over the 4th commandment :/


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    #41
    Trev
    Closed Accounts Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Trev


    Our lords.
    Who aren't in Florida.
    George Bush be thy name.
    Thy Keotto agreement come.
    Thy will not be done.
    In Texas as it is in Sweden.


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    #42
    partyman28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭partyman28


    Pope:*Whispers 2 himself* my god i pick the worst times 2 get a hard on!


    Bush:*bush notices hard on* dam he spoted the child in the crowd.


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    #43
    Evil Phil
    Registered Users Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    F*ck, I forgot my speach.


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    #44
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    The pope is whispering under his breath:

    "And I thought my Cardinals were idiots who knew nothing about the outside world or politics!"


    "I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"


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    #45
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    The pope is sitting there praying to God:

    "Just one lightening bolt GOD, I don't mind which one of us it hits, as long as i don't have to listen to the idiot anymore!"

    "I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"

    [This message has been edited by leeroybrown (edited 02-08-2001).]


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    #46
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    Bush looks at the Popes white vestment, is reminded of home and says:

    "If I had known the Vatican City was just like back home in Texas, I'd have brought along my clan robes too!"
    "I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"


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    #47
    entropi
    Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Bush: I always remind my girls to use condoms if they have forgotten to take their pills.

    Pope: Mother of God SAVE ME FROM THIS BULL****!!.


    P.S. when is this over ???
    That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]


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    #48
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    "Even the Pope has nightmares from time to time!"
    "I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"


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    #49
    the fnj
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    Bush: "You know what I love about you Italians? The movie Godfather three! Man I must have seen movie twice!"

    Pope: "I'm not even going to begin explaining whats wrong with that?"

    Bush: " Emmm I don't supose there's any chance of you giving my Stars Wars project your blessing?"

    Bush: "Where is the nearest Mc Donalds?"


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    #50
    Hobbes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    Two guys in the back...

    dammit, you think they would get batteries for these things instead of having to keep winding them up.


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    #51
    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Bush: "Boards.ie lost the spider awards by 1 vote, why did you vote?"

    Pope: *speachless*


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    #52
    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Sorry, correction, dono if your allowed to edit
    replce "did" with "didn't"


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    #53
    Kolodny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Bush: "....and they all lived happily ever after in a big white house in the sky."

    Pope: "Zzzzzzzzzz."


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    #54
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,371 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by OJ:
    Sorry, correction, dono if your allowed to edit
    replce "did" with "didn't"    </font>

    Press "edit" on the particular post?


    Kill, kill, kill the laser mice.


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    #55
    Yosemite Sam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭Yosemite Sam


    Hey Bush are u thinking what im thinking?

    Yeah Jonhney i think its time that i Kiss your Ring!!

    Ahhhhhhh!!

    no you idiot, its time to take over the world!!!!

    [This message has been edited by Yosemite Sam (edited 08-08-2001).]


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    #56
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    I declare a draw between Paladin and Jaden!

    Cangrats, you win *nothing*!

    DeV.


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    #57
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    The pope finally decides enough is enough
    "I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotamy"


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    #58
    Da Bounca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    doh.
    sure il give mine anyways.

    pope: "bloody flies"


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