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The Kerry Computing Manual

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  • 17-08-2001 11:26am
    #1
    klong
    Registered Users Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭


    LOG ON: Throwin a bit a haeth on the fire.
    LOG OFF: There's too much haeth comin from the fire.
    MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the fire.
    DOWNLOAD:Gettin the turf from the trailer.
    MEGA HERTZ: When yer not careful gettin the turf.
    FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha get from tryin to carry too much turf all in
    the one.
    HARD DRIVE: Drivin home with the turf in d'Winter.
    PROMPT: What the mail isn't in d'Winter.
    WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside.
    CHIP: Tayto's for d'telly.
    MICROCHIP: What's in the bottom of the tayto bag.
    MODEM: What ya did to the silage fields.
    KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the keys ah da Mahey Ferguson.
    SOFTWARE: d'Windsheater.
    HARDWARE: d'Duffle Coat.
    MAINFRAME: Holds up the Hay Barn roof.
    PORT: Fancy yuppie wine.
    ENTER: Yuppie talk for "C'mon in".
    MOUSE PAD: Yuppie talk for the rat hole.

    The Boss


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