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Hooked On Ebonics

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  • 17-08-2001 7:48pm
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    The Pinky
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    Hooked on Ebonics

    Try To do this in a Harlem Accent!!!!


    Leroy is a 20-year-old 9th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
    1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.
    2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol'lady rectum both.
    3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.
    4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house.
    5. Penis - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.
    6. Israel - Alsonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man dat looks fake. He said bull****, dat watch Israel.
    7. Catacomb - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.
    8. Undermine - There is a fine looking hoe living in da apartment undermine.
    9. Acoustic - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
    10. Iraq - When we go to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.
    11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?
    12. Seldom - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.
    13. Honor - At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?
    14. Odyssey - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.
    15. Axe - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
    16. Tripoli - I was gonna buy my ol'lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.
    17. Fortify - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.
    18. Income - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.


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