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Good ol sign language

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  • 21-08-2001 10:11pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw.
    He sees one of the labourers on the first floor. He yells down to him,
    but the man can't hear, so he uses signs.

    He points to his eye, meaning, "I". Then at his knee, meaning "need".
    Then moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".

    The man on this first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to
    masturbate.

    The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor
    yelling, "What the hell is the matter with you! Are you stupid or
    something? I was saying that I need a handsaw!"

    The labourer looks at the carpenter and says, "I knew that. I was just
    trying to tell you that I'm coming."


    Warning: Signature may not be an actual signature. Signature may contain stupid things. Please do not read this signature if easily offended. The value of signatures can be small as well as great. Thank you for your cooperation.
    :p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    lol, i got this by e-mail this morning, it's a good wun.


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