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  • 23-08-2001 12:51am
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    the fnj
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭


    I never forget a face, but in your case i'll make an exception...

    Groucho: Do you follow me?
    Lady: Yes, I believe so.
    Groucho: Well stop following me or I'll have you arrested!
    (Groucho Marx)

    Lady Astor (it seems): Winston, I do believe you're drunk.
    Churchill: Yes, my dear, but you're ugly. And in the morning, I'll be
    sober.

    Woman: "If you were my husband, I would poison your drink"
    Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"
    (Winston Churchill)

    In 1969, I gave up drugs, booze and women. It was the worst 20 minutes
    of my
    life."
    -George Best

    I smile at all the girls. If they are pretty it pleases me. If they are
    not,
    it pleases them."
    -Cavalier

    I like the odd drink. 7, 9 11..."

    You know your drunk when you cant lie on the floor without holding on."
    (Oscar Wilde)

    Drink may not be the answer but it can sure as hell make you forget the
    question for a while
    (???)



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