Bacon Tree

Spunj · 24-08-2001 12:52am #1

There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and
they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for food or water
in
the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through
the
heat haze, a tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with
rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon,
life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts.
"My God, Pepe" says the first bloke. "It's a bacon tree !!! We're
saved!!!"
"You're right" says Pepe, "Thank God !"
So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the
prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree,
there's
the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of
bullets.
The first bloke quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to
the dying Pepe.
Pepe, Pepe - what the hell happened?"
"Ugh... it wasn't a Bacon Tree .......................

> > > > ....It was
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> > > > ................a
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> > > > .....................a
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> > > > ......................a Ham Bush!..."
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