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Turn To Stone

entropi · 2001-08-30 10:17:00

One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away. "Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone,…

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30-08-2001 11:17am

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One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
"Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran."

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#2 30-08-2001 2:16pm
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LOL

Nice one.

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#3 30-08-2001 9:07pm
Dave

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haha, keep them coming

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#4 30-08-2001 9:22pm
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ROFL!

Funneh..

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#5 30-08-2001 9:57pm
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LOL
- [Preacher]

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