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Little Jonny answers the Question

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  • 30-08-2001 11:01am
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    entropi
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    Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
    Little Johnny: "None."

    Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

    Little Johnny: "None."

    Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

    Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

    Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"

    Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

    Teacher: "Sure."

    Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

    Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

    Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

    That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]


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    [Preacher]
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    lol excellent biggrin.gif


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    seamus
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    My god man, have you got 12 pairs of hands? how are you psoting so damn fast!!
    "I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong" - Dr. Homer Simpson


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    Farls
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    Classic hi, little jonny jokes rule like....funny as hell!

    Farls


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