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Donkey...try this one on for size

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  • 29-08-2001 2:37pm
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    entropi
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    Try telling this one after a few drinks.
    What do you call a donkey with one leg?
    A wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
    A winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
    A bonky winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking
    wind?
    A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking
    wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
    A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking
    wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
    A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
    What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking
    wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Truck?
    F*cking talented!



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    Puck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭Puck


    Oh God it's back!!!! Aaaaaaahhhhh!!

    smile.gif
    John (yes THE John!)
    "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."


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    Pugsley
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    LMAO thats bloody funn3h biggrin.gif


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    oeNeo
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    go an thats
    good m8 smile.gif
    Read Me

    And Me

    Keanu ! Call me ! Call me on my MOBILE!


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    El Marco
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    lol do ye know that off by heart?


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    Dave
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    I can see that getting a few laughs after a few pints.

    -Dave


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    #7
    Scrappy-
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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
    thats some funny sh|t biggrin.gif


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    [Preacher]
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    rofl


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    DEmeant0r
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    Lol, funny shlt that is biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif N1


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