Perfect woman list

entropi · 29-08-2001 2:38pm #1

!!!Possible Warning of unsuitable Material!!!

Sorry it couldn't be put in the topic title

Some people<MODS Included> might find this a bit out of taste ok.thats why i have so much space here so you won't see most of it.
P.S. it's not porn ok kharn. i'm not sure how to put line breaks in UBB so i'll use a list to space it out.

Top 30 Things That The Perfect Woman would say:
1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a
few joints, and have my friend Susan over for a threesome!
5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to
play on Saturday too.
14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother did a great job raising you.
18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself
new clubs.
19. I understand fully... our anniversary comes every year for Christ's
sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
21. Christ, not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip
joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and
get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep you big silly, now stop getting up for the night
feedings.
24. That was a great fart! Do another one!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for
you...
26. You'd better drive, you're safer than I am and besides, everyone knows
women can't drive.
27. Actually, we shouldn't have been given the vote. We're better off in the
kitchen.
28. I think a big motorcycle is a great idea.
29. I don't care if my ass looks big in this, let's just go out and get
trashed.
30. Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin.

[This message has been edited by Death Sentence (edited 29-08-2001).]