Cannibals and an IT company

nesf

Probably been up before, and tbh I've not the time to read all the posts in here, Kharn how you do still amazes me.

A team of five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says:
"You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here and
you can go to the company canteen for something to eat.
Don't trouble the other employees".

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says:
"You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One
of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what
happened to her?"

The cannibals deny all knowledge of the missing cleaner.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others:
"Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals says:
"You FOOL! for four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers,
and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU
have to go and eat the cleaner!"

Pugsley

LMAO thats a bloody n1

Manach

Oh excellent, it's funny because its true.

Victor

Thats why Project managers are around so little and get so much - danger money!

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Kill, kill, kill the laser mice.

strat

LOL - aint it the truth