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09-03-2005 11:48am

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Sherifu

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Any chance we can have QUE banned from humour.*
His posts hurt my head.

Example1
Example2
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*Please

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#2 09-03-2005 1:10pm
ecksor

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"binbag the sailor"

Classic.

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#3 09-03-2005 1:13pm
oomph

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All I can say is that I think this guy eats far to many Penguin Bars.

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#4 09-03-2005 1:44pm
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If his posts hurt your head then don't read them. I think he's quite funny.

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#5 09-03-2005 1:51pm
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so do i

im still chuckling at the ridiculousness of the jam one

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#6 09-03-2005 1:56pm
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I still think theyre ****e.

Heres his other hits for those of you that like them

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#7 09-03-2005 2:05pm
Shabadu

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Mebbe someone should ask him to just post all his jokes in one thread? Personally, i've never actually heard any of his jokes before, has anyone else? Is he making them up?

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#8 09-03-2005 2:08pm
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I think they are funny in their own way.
so dont ban him
on the other hand:D

what pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife!

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#9 09-03-2005 2:08pm
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If ya don't like them don't read them mate. They're actually ain't half bad.

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#10 09-03-2005 2:09pm
Sherifu

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ARGINITE wrote:

what pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife!

Great stuff James.
rofl.

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#11 09-03-2005 2:10pm
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tihnk the funny thing about Que's jokes are that they aren't funny, is like a running gag, him posting one after another.

chuckle

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#12 09-03-2005 2:16pm
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I know i'm just a pleb, but aren't the people posting about how crap his jokes are after his initial post going directly against the charter? I thought you were only allowed criticise by using the rating tool.

Kharn wrote:

Also folks - I do not want to see abuse because you didn't like their joke or it's been posted before. Even if this is the worst joke you've ever heard, please don't make a post saying "That's crap!" or whatever. Instead, please use the rating system build into the boards software (you'll see it at the bottom of a thread - choose from 1 to 5 stars of a rating).

Aren't they risking the wrath of Kharn?*

*groan

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#13 09-03-2005 3:07pm
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Classic Jokes. A Ban would be very unjust.

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#14 09-03-2005 3:19pm
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ahh, this is a great thread, those jokes have me smiling like a gob****e now...

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#15 09-03-2005 3:26pm
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Haha, this guys a legend

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#16 09-03-2005 3:31pm
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rkm wrote:

Any chance we can have QUE banned from humour.*
His posts hurt my head.

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*Please

Ha ha. This thread backfired.:D

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#17 09-03-2005 3:33pm
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Thanks for the chuckle rkm, why should we ban you for jokes like that though?

What do you get if you put a football in a reliant robin?
A large whistle.

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#18 09-03-2005 3:36pm
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NotMe wrote:

Ha ha. This thread backfired.:D

I know, but at least some good came of it.
Other [STRIKE]easily amused[/STRIKE] people got a laugh.

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#19 09-03-2005 3:51pm
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I'll sum this up in just one word

"Pathetic"

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#20 09-03-2005 3:52pm
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Gilgamesh wrote:

tihnk the funny thing about Que's jokes are that they aren't funny, is like a running gag, him posting one after another.

chuckle

You mean like unjokes?

Unjokes1
Unjokes2

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#21 09-03-2005 5:46pm
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actually, i think he should be made joint moderator of the humour forum.

what do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

hot cross bunnies

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#22 09-03-2005 5:49pm
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#23 09-03-2005 7:02pm
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you know, thats not a bad idea....

its a million to one chance, but it Just. Might. Work!

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#24 09-03-2005 7:06pm
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WhiteWashMan wrote:

what do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

hot cross bunnies

Or this

Nyom

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#25 09-03-2005 7:20pm
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lol, the guys a legend!

promote that man!

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#26 09-03-2005 7:26pm
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Jr.Shabadu wrote:

Or this

Nyom

what do you get if you throw :

475 mL water 2 cups
1 beef bouillon cube 1
5 mL salt 1 tsp
1 mL pepper 1/4 tsp
2 mL rosemary 1/2 tsp
1 medium onion, chopped 1
5 medium carrots 5
5 medium potatoes 5
1 medium turnip 1
60 mL flour 1/4 cup
60 mL water 1/4 cup
1 clove garlic, crushed 1

down a rabbit hole, just doesnt have the same comic timing....

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#27 09-03-2005 7:29pm
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I was hoping that there would already be some carrots, spuds and turnips down there. Don't know about the rest.

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#28 10-03-2005 12:08am
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hmm, was just a few jokes, don't know what has ppl upset, ill be on my way so, might pop back if I come up with a great one though, just have an urge to share the wealth , later

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#29 10-03-2005 12:11am
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Don't listen to them Que, we need more classics like

"The policemen suspected Mr Cheese had topped Mr Potato so they took him to the station and grilled him"

How could anyone not laugh at that?

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#30 10-03-2005 11:16am
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hehhehe. made me laugh again

sometimes i think i am homer simpson

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#31 10-03-2005 5:07pm
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I didn't find any of Que's jokes funny, but the Un-Jokes are hillarious.

Don't ban Que though, unless he posts a dead baby joke

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