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Cancer scare

  • 09-03-2005 12:28pm
    #1
    Gilgamesh
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    Customer to shopkeeper...
    Worcester Sauce please mate.
    Sorry can't its off the shelves, cancer scare.
    Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
    Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare
    Hamburger Relish?
    Cancer scare
    Sausage and Mash?
    Cancer scare
    Cottage Pie?
    Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.
    So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
    Yup.
    Geez, that's crazy, just give me a packet of fags then.
    Nae bother £4.75 please.


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