Worst Joke ever :)

nesf

Prob been up before and all that but this one is sooo bad...

A brain and a pair of jump leads walk into a bar.
The brain goes up to the barman and says, 'Can I have two pints of lager, please.'

The barman says, 'No, I'm not serving you look like you are out of your head and your mate looks like he's going to start something.'


Terrible wasn't it

rymus

its not that bad.. made me snort murphys when I heard it in the pub the first time anyway

LURCH

that aint nearly the worst joke ever, it is as follows :

a man walks into a bar ......
and it hurt....

i h8 to say it, but .... i told ya so :D

Volvagia

lol that joke's not bad nesf but your right lurch the walk into a bar joke...ouch really sucks!

elexes

nono ur getting it all wrong


worst joke ever is


chicken


do u get it ?????

LURCH

no

Lemming

Originally posted by LURCH
no

Probably best that it stays that way too hehehehe

Worse joke contenders ....

1) Two sheep in a field. The first one says to the second sheep, "I don't feel too well". The second sheeps says "Shut up or you'll get us killed!".

2) Two cows in a field. One turns to the other and says "What do you reckon about this 'Mad Cow Disease' lark? You worried about it at all?" The other cow replies "No".

"Why not??"
"Cause I'm not a cow, I'm a duck"



And I'll go hang myself now for those two APPALLING entries

phaxx

The farmer was out standing in his field.

Think about it.

(I'm not messing, by the way )

Lemming

Originally posted by phaxx
The farmer was out standing in his field.

Think about it.

(I'm not messing, by the way )

Right .. where's me shotgun?!!

Dr. Loon

I think this is the way it went..... if I'm wrong correct me


Q. What's the difference between a banana and an orange?
A. One's got an armpit!

azezil

Originally posted by phaxx
The farmer was out standing in his field.

Think about it.

(I'm not messing, by the way )

ROFL nice one

phaxx

For those that didn't get it;

A farmer was out standing in his field. (literal meaning - the man was standing in a field he owns)
A farmer was outstanding in his field. (he's good at what he does, his "field" of expertise)

Illkillya

one thing worse than telling a bad joke is explaining a bad joke....
/me whacks phaxx

LURCH

THAT IS THE WORST JOKE EVAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
n1 tho
phaxx, u should be shot multiple times in the head for that 1

Lemming

Originally posted by LURCH
THAT IS THE WORST JOKE EVAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
n1 tho
phaxx, u should be shot multiple times in the head for that 1

lmao

DEmeant0r

Hehehe good joke, And we get it phaxx.

nesf

Hmmm, this thread seems to be breaking new ground in no. of veiws and posts for the humour board....

Is the general attitude to the board changing? Say it ain't so Kharn, say it ain't so!

Loomer

Worst joke is:

Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?"

Shiminay

But hey, did ye hear about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field!

Headcase

i think we have a winner:p

nesf

Originally posted by Kharn
But hey, did ye hear about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field!

Yeah I agree I think this wins, e.g. it's the only one here that if you told me it in a bar, i'd probably hit you, or buy another drink to wash away the feeling of having wasted those seconds I spent listening to you

James_M

NO Wait,

Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?

Q_Ball

Two crisps walking down the road when another crisp pulls up in a porsche. "want a lift lads?" the crisp in the car asks to which the other two reply...

...wait for it...

"No thanks we're walkers!"

:rolleyes: