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The Speaking Clock.......not sure if i posted it B4

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  • 29-08-2001 3:14pm
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    entropi
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    Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to Show off
    his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors where rather perplexed by the
    large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. "What's that big brass gong
    for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the speaking clock" the man replied.
    "How does it work?" "I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an
    ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other
    side of the wall screamed,

    "For ****'s sake, you wan*er, it's twenty to two in the fuc*ing morning



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    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    hahahaha. brilliant!! biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif


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    #3
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    LMAO nice 1 biggrin.gif


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    [Preacher]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭[Preacher]


    lol brilliant smile.gif


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    DEmeant0r
    Registered Users Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    Lol, that's brilliant!!! biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif


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    Thorbar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭Thorbar


    Ah that's a classic


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    BoobeR
    Registered Users Posts: 760 ✭✭✭BoobeR


    How come all the funny people have 0 Karma?
    Some funny people have karma but whats the deal?

    *cough*Giveusa+inkarma*cough* biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif


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    #8
    BoobeR
    Registered Users Posts: 760 ✭✭✭BoobeR


    class joke death btw biggrin.gif


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    Mikill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 463 ✭✭Mikill


    Lol - Class Joke !!

    biggrin.gif


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    #10
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    OMFG, Great one, I should start that with my neighbours.



    John


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    #11
    azezil
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    wooo where can i get one oh them!!!??? :D


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