Monkey No.1/Monkey No.2

Keyzer

There's a Space Shuttle mission with 2 monkeys and a woman on
board.

The NASA headquarters in Houston calls the shuttle after exiting
the Earth's atmosphere:

"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 go to the television screen." The monkey moves to the screen and sits down. He is told to:

"Release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in
engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors.

So the monkey makes the necessary pressure, temperature changes,
and releases the oxygen

A few moments later Houston calls again:

"Monkey number 2, Monkey number 2 go to the television screen." The
monkey moves to the screen and sits down. He is told to:
"Add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine
3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation.

So the monkey makes the necessary carbon dioxide and fuel changes,
adds the nitrogen and does the analysis of the solar radiation.

A little later on, Houston calls again:

"Woman, woman please approach the television screen."
The woman moves to the screen and sits down and just as she
is about to be told what to do she says.....

"I know, I know!! Feed the monkeys, and don't touch a fuc*ing
thing."

*adele*

hmm

Gilgamesh

hehe

Shabadu

*adele* wrote:

hmm

ditto

MistressPandora

meh

Maximilian

It may be just a joke but I feel its improbable that NASA or any other body for that matter, could manage to train a woman to do that.

Tiersal

......and get her into space!!!

*adele*

....im not even gonna bother correct that

Tiersal

You just did, and ok, I know, I should have said "Orbit". No need to get technical on me.....

kinkstr

Maximilian wrote:

It may be just a joke but I feel its improbable that NASA or any other body for that matter, could manage to train a woman to do that.

Lmao