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Holy Whiskey

  • 09-03-2005 6:00pm
    #1
    BEAT
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    Sister Mary Catherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's
    > liquor store.
    >
    > One day, in walked Sister Mary Catherine and said, "Oh, Jack, give me
    > a pint o' the Irish Whiskey.
    >
    > "Sister Mary Catherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I
    > have never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"
    >
    > "Oh Jack", she responded, "it's only for the Mother Superior." Her
    > voice dropped, "It helps her constipation, you know."
    >
    > So Jack sold her the whiskey.
    >
    > Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed
    > the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary Catherine! And, she
    > was plastered! She was singing and dancing, whirling around and
    > flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk.
    >
    > A crowd was gathering. Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister Mary
    > Catherine! For shame!! And you told me this was for the Mother
    > Superior's constipation!"
    >
    > Sister Mary Catherine didn't miss a beat. She replied, "And so it
    > is. When she sees me, she's gonna ****!


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