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Elephant

Jabbathegut · 2005-03-10 15:08:58

A hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?" "I killed it with my club." The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"…

10-03-2005 4:08pm

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Jabbathegut

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A hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it.

Amazed, he asked: "Did you kill that?"

The pigmy said, "Yes."

The hunter asked, "How could a little bloke like you kill a huge beast like that?"

"I killed it with my club."

The astonished hunter asked, "How big is your club?"

The pigmy replied, "There's about 60 of us."

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#2 10-03-2005 5:18pm

Gilgamesh

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Lol

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#3 10-03-2005 5:53pm

MistressPandora

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Raised a giggle out of me

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#4 10-03-2005 6:21pm

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I like it.

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#5 10-03-2005 9:19pm

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lol.nice.

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#6 10-03-2005 11:22pm

quank

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Haha. That's nice.

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#7 11-03-2005 9:25am

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Quick AND funny.

Go h-an mhaith ar fad.

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#8 12-03-2005 11:39pm

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kinda cute

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#9 13-03-2005 9:57pm

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eh *giggle*

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#10 14-03-2005 1:56pm

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made me chuckle ok!!!

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