Women, Length Or Girth?

bacon?

well, which?

The_B_Man

i thought the choice was "women, length, or girth" in which case i would have chosen women!

ravenhead

It really does depend on the guy. I mean you could have guy that has above average length but is completely crap or you can have a guy that's not exactly huge but is fantastic ... it all comes down to the age old saying - it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean... I hate to tell you fellas but it's really about the foreplay - if you don't put the time in nothing's going to happen for us.. very few girls will come through sex alone....

tman

The_B_Man wrote:

i thought the choice was "women, length, or girth" in which case i would have chosen women!

same here

oh well. guess i'll have to go for a massive cock instead...

*Page*

a fare bit of length and a full hand of girth

NotMe

I prefer tall women to fat ones...

rainbow kirby

Doesn't really matter, it's what they do with it that really counts!

*Sassy*

rainbow kirby wrote:

Doesn't really matter, it's what they do with it that really counts!

Can't decide on this one!! But as someone said, it's all about the foreplay. Make it GOOD. Average in all directions is good. Too much girth can bring a tear to your eye, too much length can be uncomfortable in some positions.

ionapaul

Not me, notme

Winters

a/s/l thread?

delly

atari jaguar

D!ve^Bomb!

veins are good

uberwolf

last time I said this a forum was created but, TBH, I like pie

Mossy Monk

fat knobs are winning i see

Imposter

ravenhead wrote:

it all comes down to the age old saying - it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean...

Or on a similar aquatic theme: It's not how deep you fish, but how you wiggle your tackle.

Wibbs

Maybe the real question is; what's average? Well it has been suggested that women are not so great at judging distance, so........ (Cue unseemly rush for rulers. )

Sarky

12 inches long, festooned with rusty spikes. Barbed, for preference.

Wibbs

Good Sir, If that's what you possess, may I be so bold as to suggest the good services of a surgeon. If that's what you lust after, may I suggest a psychiatrist. If it's what you both possess and lust after may I suggest an advertisement in the personals in whatever periodical you call home.....

Jayzuz the wierdos ya meet on this here interweb. I dunno. Honestly you couldn't keep up.

bbblueyes

:eek: What do you mean OR????!!! or??? sheesh, now we have to limit ourselves? That's like asking cake or frosting? Both are good, but together is best.

As for motion of the ocean, umm...I'd rather not be in a dingy during a storm. But that's just my preference.

Stalfos

Is it just me or are people talking about sex or something to do with sex more often in the cuckoo's nest?

We are talking about sex, right?

koneko

It got moved here for some reason.

I don't think this is the REAL question here.
The REAL question is

PIE OR CAKE

Stalfos

I dont like pie
some cakes are good though

Alot of things are moved here.
Shame on you, passing on your problems

Sarky

koneko wrote:

The REAL question is

PIE OR CAKE

CAKEPIE!

Imposter

Stalfos wrote:

Alot of things are moved here.
Shame on you, passing on your problems

Welcome to The Cuckoo's Nest, The PI board for mods!

Stalfos

Imposter wrote:

Welcome to The Cuckoo's Nest, The PI board for mods!

Finally, i have been accepted

LegacyUser

girth's the man aparently

grimsbymatt

koneko wrote:

It got moved here for some reason.

I don't think this is the REAL question here.
The REAL question is

PIE OR CAKE

Surely 'Cake or Death'

pickarooney

Crucifixion!

koneko

Cake or crucifixion?

Dr. Loon

*Page* wrote:

a full hand of girth

I don't think that exists. That'd be as wide as a mug. A full hand? A mug? Or even a milk carton? A milk carton? A mug?

Third_Echelon

women

SeaSide

grimsbymatt wrote:

Surely 'Cake or Death'

Death by Cake

Winters

What would the difference between cakepie and piecake be?

grimsbymatt

Winters wrote:

What would the difference between cakepie and piecake be?

The order of letters.

Stalfos

Also the ingredients go in the opposite way

grimsbymatt

Stalfos wrote:

Also the ingredients go in the opposite way

Surely not. It'd never work.

Rozabeez

'twould.

Stalfos

grimsbymatt wrote:

Surely not. It'd never work.

Why not

For cakepie, you put cake ingredients in first then the pie
and for piecake you put the pie ingredients in first and then the cake

grimsbymatt

That isn't the ingredients going in the opposite way; the cake ingredients will go in in the same order, as will the pie ingredients, but the order of pie and cake is reversed. The original claim of the ingredients going in in the opposite way suggests a full reversal of ingredient order (I realise that this is actually subjective and we're all as right as each other, but I have to argue my corner!).

I'm not entirely sure what this has to do with what sort of penises girls like, though.

koneko

One of them is more pie than cake, the other is more cake than pie.

*Page*

i think suffocation(i know a song.....)

Evil Phil

*Page* wrote:

i think suffocation(i know a song.....)

What, from length or girth?

smoke.me.a.kipper

cake. clearly.

Caesar_Bojangle

My kok is so big that I have to carry it around in a plastic Tesco bag.

tSubh Dearg

I love fruit pies and chocolate cake but could never cope with both together but I might make an exception for lemon meringue pie...the cakiest pie i know

Sarky

So would you prefer a THICK lemon meringue pie, or a WIDE one?

simu

If you're Length, can I still be Girth?


Tis a film quote pun, people

Le Rack

if your big all the better but you really gotta learn the naks of foreplay cuz if you aint got that you got nothing!

Sarky

A suffusion of yellow.

Le Rack

Sarky wrote:

A suffusion of yellow.

ya wha????

NotMe

Should I vote for option1 or option 2? And what does 'adverage' mean?