German names for car parts

Maximilian

Really old one, this - I'd say I first got his over 10 years ago. The first one always makes me laugh.


INDICATORS Die Tickentocken Blinkenleiten

BONNET Pullnob und Knucklechoppen

EXHAUST Spitzenpoppenhangentuben

SPEEDOMETER Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

CLUTCH Die Kuplink mit achlippen und schaken

PUNCTURE Die Phlatt mit Bludy****en

LEARNER Die Twatten mit Elplate

ESTATE CAR Der Bagzeroomfurshagginaute

PARKING METER Der tennarpinscher und Zlochenarr

WINDSCREEN WIPER Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder

POWER BRAKES Der edbangeronvinschreen stoppenquick

GEAR LEVER Biggensticken fur Kangaroochoppen

FUEL GAUGE Der Walletemptyung Meter

BREATHALYSER Die Puffitinter fur Pistenarsen

REAR VIEW MIRROR Der Yonkunter ist Tooklosan

SEAT BELT Der klunkenklikken frauleinstrapper

HEADLIGHTS Das Dippendontdazzelubasted

EXHAUST FUMES Die Koffundschplitterpoluter

HIGHWAY CODE Der Wipen fur Arsen

FOG WARNING Die Puttenklogdownan und Fukkitt

TRAFFIC JAM Die Bluddi****in Dammundblast

REAR SEAT Der Schpringentester

TYRES Flatfahrts

BACKFIRE Der Lowdenbangermekkenjumpen

JUGGERNAUT Der Fukkengratt Trukken

ACCIDENT Das Bleedinkmess

NEAR ACCIDENT Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen

GARAGE Der Hieway Robberung

CYCLIST Der Peddallpushink Pilloken

SKID Die Bannanen Waltzen

DOUBLE WHITE LINES Overtaken und Krunchen.

dudara

ESTATE CAR Der Bagzeroomfurshagginaute

i remember this as well. though I think in my version the estate wagon was

Das Plentyofroomfurshaggininbachwagun

JackKelly

Maximilian wrote:

NEAR ACCIDENT Der Phewn Near Schittenselfen

LMAO

Tiersal

Maximilian wrote:

Really old one, this - I'd say I first got his over 10 years ago. The first one always makes me laugh.



WINDSCREEN WIPER Der flippenflappenmuckenschpredder



Still laughin.....

Maximilian

lol - that's my second favorite one!

Dudara - yeah, I seem to remember it being different too.

Tobias Greeshman

Maximilian wrote:

FUEL GAUGE Der Walletemptyung Meter

lol... so true!