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dirty joke

jazoo · 2005-03-14 22:14:44

An old man& his wife in bed, old man farts & says, “1 nil.” Wife says “what?” Old boy farts again,” 2 nil.” Wife farts & cries out “2 one”. Then farts again, “easy 2 all “. Old man strains too hard AND ****S THE BED. Wife says , “ what was that ? “ old man replies, “half time switch sides.”

14-03-2005 11:14pm

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An old man& his wife in bed, old man farts & says, “1 nil.” Wife says “what?” Old boy farts again,” 2 nil.” Wife farts & cries out “2 one”. Then farts again, “easy 2 all “. Old man strains too hard AND ****S THE BED. Wife says , “ what was that ? “ old man replies, “half time switch sides.”

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#2 14-03-2005 11:29pm

Ro: maaan!

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Heh.

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#3 15-03-2005 12:45pm

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Old that, very old,..... but good!!!!!

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