Med school

joejoem

PAY ATTENTION

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class
with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that
you
not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
in
the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go
ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked
out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking
a
finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them
"The
second most important quality! is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger
and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

shelsfan

Quality

Hmm_Messiah

liked it too

memphis

hahahaha

I knew it was coming though!......... Sorry!!

Fast_Mover

got a giggle out of that..

memphis..u just so clever arnt u!hehe!

dinjo

very good

Crania

clever, lol

*adele*

tis good yet sickening

DEmeant0r

Funny, lol

kmart6

Brilliant

Pyr0

Good one

Shabadu

This was an anecdote in a book I read, only it was Newton showing students what they could observe from a patient's health by dipping his finger in a jar of urine.