Funny Pick Up Lines

EricM · 24-03-2005 1:36am #1

(Use index finger to call someone over)
I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

Do you wash your panties with Windex?
Because I can really see myself in them.

Do you know the difference between sex and conversation?
(She Says No.)
Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

Do you live on a chicken farm?
(girl says no)
Well you sure know how to raise cocks!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman.
Do you want it in the front or the back?

Do you like chicken?
Sorry, I haven't got any, how about a cock?

Do you like jigsaw puzzles?
Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.

Dont you think most people who use pickup lines are dipsticks?
(Yup)
In that case mind if I check your oil level?

Are you going to the party tonight?
(what party?)
The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming!!

If I washed my dick, would you suck it?
(No.)
Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.

Playing doctor is for kids!
Let's play gynecologist.

The word of the day is "Legs".
Spread the word.

How about a pizza and a f*ck.
(no)
What, you don't like pizza?

Hey! Wanna play war?
(WHAT?)
I lay on the ground and you blow the f*ck outta me!

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, Could we meet between the holidays?

I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceberg!" you do down.

You're on my list of things to do tonight.

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

What time do you get off? Can I watch?

I have a job for you.... but it blows...

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

nice legs.. what time to they open

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

If I was to say you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

joejoem · 24-03-2005 10:08am

I'd love you like a snowstorm: I'd give you 8 to 10 inches and you wouldn't be able to leave the house for 3 days.

Ha ha ha Ive heard all but this one, class!

Piste · 24-03-2005 11:02am

Oooh Another: 'Have you got a raisin?'
'No'
'How about a date?'

StupidLikeAFox · 24-03-2005 1:50pm

are you jamaican coz ja-maican me crazy baby?

My love for you is like diarroea, i just cant keep it in..

I wish i was cross eyed so i could look at you twice honey