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Nelson Mandela

  • 24-03-2005 10:01am
    #1
    joejoem
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    Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
    hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little
    Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
    Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

    Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man Starts
    to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've
    obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

    The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
    little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his
    clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"

    Mr Mandela is getting a bit jacked off by now, so he pushes the little
    Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man.
    I don't want them!"
    Then he slams the door in his face again.

    The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a
    knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little
    Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You
    sign!"
    Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

    This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by
    his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you
    understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"

    The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
    says:

    (It's a beauty)








    (wait for it)







    (Get your best Chinese accent ready)












    "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"


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