What every woman wants.....

LilyMon

Eureka ;o)

Shabadu

What are the odds a 'she-mote' control link will be posted by a boardsie bloke who will proceed to go "How d'ye like it when the tables are turned, ladies?" and then there will be a flame war between some lady who takes offence because he's being sexist, and the men will argue that the ladies are also being sexist and some lady will start going on about how ladies are allowed be sexist because they're throwing off the shackles and reigns of the chauvinist male-oriented female-repressive patriarchal tyranny we've been living in since the dawn of time and then some chauvinist bloke will say "BACK TO THE KITCHEN WENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and type in caps lock with too many exclimation marks and smilies and then the thread will be locked and bannage dealt out by the mods?










Could happen.

Cake Fiend

What every man wants:

Zombienosh

lmfao!! its true!


BACK TO THE KITCHEN WENCH!!!!!!!!!

Shabadu

BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW! These male opressors are stifling my right to moan about them!

Tobias Greeshman

Sico wrote:

What every man wants:

LOL!! So true!

Capt'n Midnight

For Jr.Shabadu
http://www.redking.me.uk/fun/pictures/female_remote.jpg

Jaeger

Sico wrote:

What every man wants:

Best possible response to the original post. Ever.

Stalfos

Got to get me on of those

Response of the month Sico

Maximilian

A woman would never be able to operate such a remote, without assistance. Remote Controls are the domain of men. Everyone knows this.

Capt'n Midnight

A TV remote control is a device ..

That women use to change channels when the program they want to watch is due to start in 15 minutes time.

That men use to repeatedly scan through all 50 channels.

Shabadu

C'mon angry feminists! I want to see my prediction fulfilled in all it's bloody glory.

Corben Dallas

True CaptM True

Hoochiemama

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

C'mon angry feminists! I want to see my prediction fulfilled in all it's bloody glory.

Sorry!! I'm a woman and I thought Sico's post was one of the funniest things ever!! LMFAO!

Shabadu

Hoochiemama wrote:

Sorry!! I'm a woman and I thought Sico's post was one of the funniest things ever!! LMFAO!

Er....... read my first post and try to get the joke, whydontcha?

Barrie

Woman are lot more complex!lol

sprinkles

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

Er....... read my first post and try to get the joke, whydontcha?

Accept defeat whydontcha??

Looks like you army of oppressed feminist aren't willing to stand up to the "man"

I guess its back to the kitchen for you :eek:

Shabadu

I never said, or implied, directly or indirectly, that I'm an 'opressed feminist' with anything but a tongue lodged firmly in my cheek. Those of you with an IQ above 90 will already be aware of this.

I was trying to make a point about the predictability of Boards responses to certain post-types.

I unfortunately chose the wrong forum to make this point; in my misguided state, I believed I was posting in the Humour Forum. It now transpires that I have in fact been posting in the Cabbage Forum.

I apologise for all the confused burbling, arse scratching and drooling I may have caused as my transcendent, witty, and incisive comment shot over some of your heads at Mach 3, with an elevation of approx.3000 ft.

My eternal gratitude is humbly extended to those of you who realised and appreciated my intention. I only wish an angry feminist had turned up so we could have enjoyed the wonderful fruition of my prediction but alas, it was not to be. I am merely a Nostrodamish.

Raz

I second the Cabbage forum!

Capt'n Midnight

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

I apologise for all the confused burbling, arse scratching and drooling I may have caused as my transcendent, witty, and incisive comment shot over some of your heads at Mach 3, with an elevation of approx.3000 ft.

cue six J93 engines, www.labiker.org/xb70.html

StupidLikeAFox

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

I never said, or implied, directly or indirectly, that I'm an 'opressed feminist'

http://members.boards.ie/colhol/feminist.jpg

rymus

gotta love that pic.

/me heads for the hills before the hairy armpit brigade arrive

Hoochiemama

LMFAO!!! Thats class

Shabadu

ColHol, I know you're proud of that pic, and but do you have to post it every time someone mentions the word feminist? The link between the quote of mine and that pic is tenuous at best.

"She said feminist! Now I can post this and get +16 mind rep from everyone!" Seriously, someone's going to make a gathering card.

Though I have to admit, it still makes me fall over laughing.

rymus

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

Though I have to admit, it still makes me fall over laughing.

stfu then

Shabadu

*claps* Rymus for comeback of the month.

rymus

thank you, thank you.. no applause please ladies & gents, your cash is all I require. Paypal details will follow shortly.