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wait before you brag

  • 31-03-2005 12:00pm
    #1
    Gilgamesh
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    Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee, and
    the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men
    started talking and bragging about their sons.
    The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so
    successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to
    him!"
    The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns
    multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends
    a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
    The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a
    stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire
    portfolio."
    The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care
    of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our
    sons. How is yours doing?"
    The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is a go-go dancer in a gay bar." The
    other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled
    about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three
    boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a 150,000 dollar
    stock portfolio."


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