Damn you, CTYI!

StupidLikeAFox

they have more ra's in america though, more students too

ColHol

ColHol wrote:

they have more ra's in america though, more students too

and more cars,cats,dogs,plants,lamps,food.................

smiley_knees

HeyYou wrote:

I had much more fun as an RA than as a student, they're not even comparable in my head, being an RA is so much better.

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Really? There's something better than being a student??? How strange. But hey, if you say so...

pinkpimp

A little late, but GOOD LUCK IRWIN!!! We all love you. (physically)

HeyYou

Ah, thanks! Not too late, all prayers between now and 4.00 on Tuesday will make a difference. Bribes would also work, payable to CTY of course.

Jim_Are_Great

HeyYou wrote:

Ah, thanks! Not too late, all prayers between now and 4.00 on Tuesday will make a difference. Bribes would also work, payable to CTY of course.

I've sacrificed three virgins, and the cheque is in the post.

HeyYou

It's "Spake" Jim! "SPAKE"!!!!

StupidLikeAFox

when will ya know if ya got in?

gigglingrat

Aw....now it really is ''spake''....




I thought you were made of stronger stuff Jimdonnacha. Unless that not be you...


Whatever. I'm disappointed.

HeyYou

Got the job! Aww-yeayah...

Raphael

You did? Nice! My congratulations bug guy

StupidLikeAFox

Happy Days! Fair dues Irwin, have a fantastic summer

HeyYou

I'll try, anyone want any messages for me to deliver to America? Just imagine:

"Attention Americans! Colm Holligan says...hello!"

It wasn't me!

David Franklin says hello?

Jim_Are_Great

Tell 'em how to spell coloUr

HeyYou

Indeed, and grEy. What else do Americans do wrong? I'll win them over by pointing out all their faults and failures, that'll definitely work.

Raphael

"I may be correcting a lot of your spelling, but this is because, as they say our countries are seperated by a common language and a lot of fish."

Undergod

Nice one Irwin

Inspired, Raph

HeyYou

"You may be confused about my accent, and where it comes from. I'll clear that up for you: It's "educated"." God they'd love that, I'll have to restrain myself I think.

Oisín Collins

If any of them tries to give you cheek back just say:

"Look, I'm not listening to a country that can't spell properly, can't vote properly and hasn't lasted as long as my own"

Or ask them what THEIR country did 500 years ago and wait for confusion to set it.

HeyYou

But all they have to do is ask what we were doing 500 years ago! We starving and being persecuted by spud-snatching Brits! Not much to be proud of I'm afraid.

Oisín Collins

Will they think of it or will it be like the earlier joke "....I was home when they got it..."

Besides, what better intro to sing a few rebel songs! :P

Hugh Hefner

Tell them that the real Hugh Hefner is in Dublin. Lol.

Well done with the job Irwin. You've cheated moving on with your life once again. Fair dues.

HeyYou

HEY! In four years I have to be a doctor! That's terrifying, both for me and for all you poor people who know what I'm really like. I deserve my fun now, before my summers are stolen with hospital placements and volunteer work in Africa. Oh, and rebel songs shall never be sung by me. I associate them with the Wolfe Tones, who are scum.

Raphael

And of course the classic:

"Where I'm from, we do things differently. You say: Centrefigal, we say centrifUgal. You Bay-sil, we say bahsil. You say 'erbs, we say herbs. Because there's a ****ing H in it"

I love stealing Eddie Izzards material

"Davy Keogh Says Hello"


(this guy's been to every irish match in 15 years. the flag has too!

Undergod

Tell them jokes about Offaly people, that'll confuse them.

Besides, 500 years ago we were fighting the British when they still were British.

Piste

Tell them we built their county, they'll love that.

smiley_knees

Undergod wrote:

Besides, 500 years ago we were fighting the British when they still were British.

not really... 500 years ago was the Gealic chieftians and Bards and stuff. When Ireland and Saudi Arabia had the best rights for women in the world...

Bring irish chocomalate. American stuff sucks..

smiley_knees

BTW, when do we get letters back tellin' us what course we is doin???