Dead pig roll

foxybrowne

I'm gonnta celebrete the first day of term tomorrow with a nice greasy dead pig for breakfast, mmmmm I can already taste that cheesy pork. I try to make one at home now and again, but just can't get that same tasty taste.

Ron DMC

Ah yes, college food!

Rolls are all well and good but i'm not a fan of that pain in the heart after so much fat.

In reality, mega smoothies from the buttery are the way to go. only 3.80 and they are a wonderful hangover cure.

foxybrowne

Bhuel a Rónán, níor ith tú ról go dtí gur ith tú muc marbh. Samhlaigh an anlaith donn, an mayo agus an cáis le chéile in aon greim gasta amháin.

Ron DMC

Bleugh, bheinn tinn, is fuath sás dearg...

Bainfidh mé triall as lá éigint...

...b'fhéidir.

foxybrowne

Sás dearg, ní philistine mé, sás donn a dúirt mé.

ApeXaviour

Is maith liom mo chroí, ní maith an muc marbh é
Ná abair gaeilge anseo, is thread bearla é.
An bhfuil sibh ag iarraidh thread as gaeilge? Déan ceann..

Mo grammadach úfásach, tá fhios agam agus is cuma, ná bach faoi..




Is míse an paistí is fearr.. Fuk á libh

foxybrowne

Is tusa an páiste is fearr gan dabht.

Don't worry, just a bit of bi-lingual banter. We'll make sure the ancient Gaelic tounge of our forefathers will not pollute the fair land of the Trinners board.

Pet

Dúnmharú is ea an fheoil!!

Gileadi

the f00k!

Crash

Dúnmharú ar an Dairt tbh tbh

Boston

You know this years dead pig is completely different in taste to last years. Last years was a dripping roll of disgusting death.

Pet

a dripping roll of disgusting death.

You're a poet, you didn't know it.

foxybrowne

I need your flesh, pig!

sleepingbeauty

woh i actually understood all of that irish :eek: youd think id forget it after a few years, obviously not...

Nietzschean

sleepingbeauty wrote:

woh i actually understood all of that irish :eek: youd think id forget it after a few years, obviously not...

Yeah i found that surprising/strange also, i would have thought all that alcohol would surely have blanked it out by now.



....and why after sitting scholl are u in this early? not taking ur holls back now?





And for some randomness:
Questions to ponder:
1. If you suspected you were deluded, how could you find out for sure?
2. Why would God be so unclear about what book or books he authored?
3. The dictionary defines "faith" as belief without evidence. It
defines "stupidity" as unreasoned thinking. Is belief without evidence
a form of unreasoned thinking?

DrIndy

Think of you arteries! :eek:

Jaysus - the amount of saturated fat and cholesterol!!!

Pet

foxybrowne wrote:

I need your flesh, pig!

That's it boy, squeal, squeal for me now!!

And mm, indy, there's nothing like the taste of pure saturated fat in the morning. I ate half a pound of butter before. Got pains in my liver, but I won €40!

sleepingbeauty

DarthBobo wrote:

and why after sitting scholl are u in this early? not taking ur holls back now?

there exists something called 9am chem labs and having to do an entire report beforehand :rolleyes:

Pet wrote:

I ate half a pound of butter before. Got pains in my liver, but I won €40!

eww how could you manage that :eek: 40 yo was not enough!!

Nietzschean

sleepingbeauty wrote:

there exists something called 9am chem labs and having to do an entire report beforehand :rolleyes:

9am? I'm afraid i'm not aware of such a theory.....

Agent Smith

Pet wrote:

That's it boy, squeal, squeal for me now!!

And mm, indy, there's nothing like the taste of pure saturated fat in the morning. I ate half a pound of butter before. Got pains in my liver, but I won €40!

give me 40 euro and i'd eat a pound of it

Pet

agent smith wrote:

give me 40 euro and i'd eat a pound of it

Really? Okay, you're on. Trinity boardsters, let's get a pool together on this. I'm not responsible if he gets a heart attack or ****s his liver up, okay?

Pet

Pet wrote:

Really? Okay, you're on. Trinity boardsters, let's get a pool together on this. I'm not responsible if he gets a heart attack or ****s his liver up, okay?

I'll give a fiver if I can bring my camera! Oh, and we have to set a time limit of course...

Pet

I did it in about 7 minutes, so give him 15?? That fair? He hasn't said yes yet though..

foxybrowne

A pound of butter's nothing, try a pound of lard.

ApeXaviour

Ate a pound of lard during the iron stomach. Not the worst tasting, but definitely the most difficult to swallow.

foxybrowne

foxybrowne wrote:

A pound of butter's nothing, try a pound of lard.

Try a pound of butter, then a pound of lard.

foxybrowne

Try new butter lard.

Kevin_rc_ie

I don't want him to do either.

Pet

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

I don't want him to do either.

Why not? It would be entertaining.

Nietzschean

he'll just be insuring there is plenty of work for indy to be doing in later life..

Pet

Darth Bobo wrote:

he'll just be insuring there is plenty of work for indy to be doing in later life..

Exactly! Indy should therefore consider it an investment, and contribute to the pool.

Agent Smith

i'll eat it, time limit, 10 mins

Crash

this i have to see!

also i'll uppercut you in the groin again midway through. make it extra hard.

Pet

make it extra hard.

And with all that butter to hand, it should go in nicely.

Agent Smith

i bet you i could, i hold the pizza hut challange

100 slices

ApeXaviour

This is getting boring..

I may have to take extreme measures to liven it up.

Agent Smith

i ment to type, 250 slices

Pet

agent smith wrote:

i ment to type, 250 slices

You want to up the stakes then? 2lb butter, €80 euros?

Agent Smith

what the ****?


i ate 3,000,000 slices

DrIndy

Pet wrote:

Exactly! Indy should therefore consider it an investment, and contribute to the pool.

Its unethical for me to endorse any activity that could possibly result in harm.

But it sounds like fun!