bored to death... literally!

kittenkiller

What do people do when they're just so bored & too lazy to move that feel like banging their head against the desk just to hear something that isn't the tap tap tapping of the keyboard?

I just found myself playing checkers (draughts to me & my old school ways) with a dutch person who at least had the excuse that they could've been well wasted or too broke after the weekend to afford a nice whore for the evening! whereas i'm too damn lazy to go upstairs to my stash & roll one for myself!

Anyone out there feel in the mood to entertain me?

I'm ever so easy to please!!!

funky penguin

kittenkiller wrote:

I'm ever so easy to please!!!

the internet is great

kittenkiller

Is that just grass?

I want grass!

& a nice big swing!

& a super slidey slide!

sinjin_smythe

Bahh finish your own damm sentancccc.......!!

sceptre

kittenkiller wrote:

bored to death... literally!

Figuratively. Or even metaphorically. Or anything else.

This opposite misuse of "literally" just has to stop.

funky penguin

[HOMER]I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, and when I wanna pee, I use the kitchen sink![/HOMER]

kittenkiller

Just asked my stoopid brother if we have nice biscuits in the house as he was at the buscuit tin & he just ignored me!

BACKSTARD!

Although it is possible that i didn't actually ask him out loud...

But STILL... he should've known!!!!

kittenkiller

funky penguin wrote:

[HOMER]I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, and when I wanna pee, I use the kitchen sink![/HOMER]

heh heh... i've needed to pee for the last 50 minutes!

Ha! that'll show you bladder!!!

spyro_2001ie

whereas i'm too damn lazy to go upstairs to my stash & roll one for myself

Sounds like your a lazy assed stoner to me.

Stop smoking dope, and maybe you wont be so boring

kittenkiller

i shall try to think of thing not to say when i'm drunk to people in authority & then tell drunken friends that it'd be a good idea for THEM to say it to authoritative(did i just make up a word?) figures!

Pen0s

kittenkiller wrote:

whereas i'm too damn lazy to go upstairs to my stash & roll one for myself!

god damn u

i get a drought then i have to hear about someone whos just to lazy to smoke their Sh*t

thats depressing:(

uve made my day worse lol

tovalee

this is entertaining...for a minute or two. Be sure to click around the screen. link

ixoy

Given the title of this, I expected to see some sort of video clip of a drill, or somesuch, being used on someone's head. Quite disappointed.

Oh and I appeared to have reached 4444 posts. I feel so good...

Karl Hungus

www.zombo.com

Cures bored 100%

Spacedog

try rolling an emergency joint for such an occasion,

keep it secret, keep it safe.

DrIndy

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www.ebaumsworld.com
www.kontraband.com
www.albinoblacksheep.com
www.weebls-stuff.com

Check out EVERYTHING on those sites

that will keep you amused for a while!