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Talking dog

  • 05-04-2005 8:36am
    #1
    Gilgamesh
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    This fella sees a sign in front of a house in Luton: "Talking Dog for Sale".

    He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden.

    The bloke goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Sure do." the dog replies.

    "So, what's your story?"

    The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty
    young and I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my gift, and
    in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
    with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
    eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running."

    "The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
    younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport
    to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
    characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and
    was awarded loads of medals. Had a wife, a few puppies, and now I'm just
    retired."

    The geezer is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
    the dog.

    The owner says, "Ten quid."

    The bloke says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
    cheap?"

    "Cause he's a d**n liar. He's never done any of that stuff.""


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