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Guess who I just saw?

  • 05-04-2005 1:21pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭


    Alex Zane, that vaguely annoying floppy-haired VJ dude from MTV. He was doing some kind of report at the gates, and had a gaggle of simpering BOPS around him squawking for autographs.

    Admittedly I asked if I could take a photo and he obliged with a smile. It soils my camera right now, and I'd post it were I not so ashamed (and if I had credit to get it to my email account)

    I feel so dirty *scrubs self violently*..so dirty..so dirty..make me clean..make me clean..I am clean. I am pure.

    *listens to dresden dolls*

    you can tell from the smoke at the stake that the current state is critical
    WELL IT IS THE LITTLE THINGS FOR INSTANCE inthetimeittakestobreakitshecanmakeuptenexcuses "please excuse her for the day it's just the way the medication makes her"

    Phew. that was close.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    ah, go easy on the man.
    His BBC Radio show is great... and he keep sticking with some bands that have since made it mega. Went to see snow patrol years ago after hearing them on his show (Reindeer sessions era..).

    Can't say I'd want my photo with him or his autograph.
    He's only a DJ / journalist.
    Kinda like getting ur photo with Brian Dobson...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,643 ✭✭✭magpie


    I would have kung fu-ed him with one of his own trademark ironic "sign of the devil dude" rock hand gestures. The twat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,342 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Eeeeeewwww. I suddenly feel unclean knowing he's in the same country.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    magpie wrote:
    I would have kung fu-ed him with one of his own trademark ironic "sign of the devil dude" rock hand gestures. The twat.
    Heh. Well if it makes you feel any better, I wanted to do that to the blathering bootlicking (don't stop me I'm on a roll!) BESS BOP bimbo blockheads that surrounded him..And then play the dresden dolls at full volume and show them what REAL music is like.

    Yes I'm turning into a dresden dolls evangelist. But they're so good that it's deserved. LISTEN TO THEM. NOW.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    Pet wrote:
    Heh. Well if it makes you feel any better, I wanted to do that to the blathering bootlicking (don't stop me I'm on a roll!) BESS BOP bimbo blockheads that surrounded him..And then play the dresden dolls at full volume and show them what REAL music is like.

    Yes I'm turning into a dresden dolls evangelist. But they're so good that it's deserved. LISTEN TO THEM. NOW.


    Start a new thread and highlight some reccomended tunes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    As i said, I would, except I have no credit on my phone to send the photo to mymeteor, so it'll be this evening before I can get it up (wehwehwehweh), by which time all this hubbub will be gone.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 211 ✭✭dictatorcat


    He's the sexiest man alive, where is he now! why is he here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,537 ✭✭✭Downtime


    Yes saw him outside my office earlier. The benefits of working beside MTV Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    Here he is, the delightfully smiley (and admittedly very pleasant and polite) Alex Zane:

    picture04361qm.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    He looks like a drug addict. I'll never understand women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    fade2black wrote:
    He looks like a drug addict. I'll never understand women.
    No, what I REALLY don't understand is how an utterly worthless human being like Pete Doherty - idiot, drug addict, ugly babyfaced crap musician dip**** ****tard - can get Kate Moss. IT JUST DOES NOT COMPUTE. Does that mean if I cut my hair short, give myself a lobotomy with a knitting needle, smash my face up with a block mallet, get addicted to crack cocaine, murder a guitar onstage and groan along to it, I can get Angelina Jolie? Or perhaps even Milla Jovovich? BNARGH.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    Sure, as long as ya have a few bob.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,643 ✭✭✭magpie


    Hang on... You're a BLOKE and you asked Alex Zane if you could take his picture? Jesus Christ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 455 ✭✭digitalninja


    pretty gay dude....
    pretty GAY.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    pretty gay dude....
    pretty GAY.
    I really value your opinion, and it hurts me that you think less of me now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 775 ✭✭✭Evilution


    Bastard. I seen him too but couldn't remember who he was. I think I just scowled at him though. He got away lightly with that one - if I remembered who he was in time he might have gotten a mouthful of grief and the finger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    the finger.

    what exactly did you plan to do with this finger?


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    what exactly did you plan to do with this finger?

    I assumed he'd poke him in the eye with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Pet wrote:
    Here he is, the delightfully smiley (and admittedly very pleasant and polite) Alex Zane:

    picture04361qm.jpg


    i'm worried by the fact that thats how i look on an ordinary day :/

    like really - cept i can have facial hair :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 775 ✭✭✭Evilution


    what exactly did you plan to do with this finger?
    S'funny kev, thats what yer ma said last night.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    'your ma' jokes are the lowest form of wit.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    yeah, thats what your ma said last night....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 775 ✭✭✭Evilution


    yeah, thats what your ma said last night....

    Boom Boom!!!!!!
    Kev, you set yerself up for that one, if not the first one too.
    But laugh and the world laughs with you :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    what exactly did you plan to do with this finger?
    Heh, you beat me to it.
    I assumed he'd poke him in the eye with it.
    The BROWN eye!

    (yes that was terrible. i'm just not on form lately you see)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    g33b@gs.


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