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Which South Park episode is most twisted?

  • 05-04-2005 4:38pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭


    Personally I think that Woodland Critter Christmas from last season was the most f'ed up episode yet. Who else but Cartman could think of something so crazy and funny.

    Whats your favourite "I can't believe they just did that" episode?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    Well, there are a few but before they started south park they did this....

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/princess.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    That recent one where Kyle's dad gets surgically altered to look like a dolphin was pretty twisted.

    That's some f**ked up s**t right there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,496 ✭✭✭quarryman


    the one with Christopher Reeves eating the fetuses is a bit sick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Repli


    Mine would have to be the one where Cartman is getting revenge against that teenager who keeps tricking him. Cartman devises a plan that gets the teenagers parents shot and killed, and he makes chilli out of their bodies and makes the teenager eat them unknowingly by holding a 'chilli cookoff', and to top it off his favourite band (radiohead) see him crying after eating his parents and call him a loser - LOL

    I actually said "I can't believe they just did that" right after the show


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 327 ✭✭sme


    Scott Tenorman must Die. Thats one of the top two episodes ever, also it has radiohead in it.
    "No donkey not like that, don't lick it" Pure hilarity :)

    The episode with christopher reeves - kenny dies, is the joint best episode. the part where cartman sings to congress is one of the funniest moments in southpark


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭Hoochiemama


    Repli wrote:
    Mine would have to be the one where Cartman is getting revenge against that teenager who keeps tricking him. Cartman devises a plan that gets the teenagers parents shot and killed, and he makes chilli out of their bodies and makes the teenager eat them unknowingly by holding a 'chilli cookoff', and to top it off his favourite band (radiohead) see him crying after eating his parents and call him a loser - LOL

    I actually said "I can't believe they just did that" right after the show

    i was gonna say that one too. i was like, WTF, when it ended. twisted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,496 ✭✭✭quarryman


    eh spoilers?

    its the Scott Tenorman episode. one of the top 3 best IMO.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,426 ✭✭✭Roar


    Repli wrote:
    Mine would have to be the one where Cartman is getting revenge against that teenager who keeps tricking him. Cartman devises a plan that gets the teenagers parents shot and killed, and he makes chilli out of their bodies and makes the teenager eat them unknowingly by holding a 'chilli cookoff', and to top it off his favourite band (radiohead) see him crying after eating his parents and call him a loser - LOL

    I actually said "I can't believe they just did that" right after the show

    Jesus yeah..., it was on sky late last week i think.. i think it was called scott tenorman must die.. was watching it with a lady friend of mine and she was absolutely appalled.. have to say i was a bit too when cartman was making his speech at the end... ended up laughing my ass off at it though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    scott tennerman must die is a dead cert for this award


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭OY


    I do not think i have seen that episode but that is probably a good thing.

    I am not a huge fan but there was that one time i was watching it when they had the cripple fight and deliberately dragged it out. Timmy and that other guy.

    It was shocking! my wife about freaked out! I supressed laughter!! :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭secret_squirrel


    All 3 that have got a mention are up there in the twisted stakes.

    Scott Tenorman must die.
    Cripple Fight
    and Christopher Reeve & fetus episode - which I saw about a week after he died, and felt guilty every time I laughed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭ro1798


    did anyone see the one where cartman pretends to be retarted to get in the special olyimpics classic

    ronan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭krattapopov


    The above are all sick.... i'd like to add

    Red Hot Catholic Love
    Jared Has Aides
    The Death Camp of Tolerance
    Raisins
    Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - (Paris Hilton one)


    I think its one of the consistently funniest shows on television.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭Davey Devil


    "What a fantastic audience"

    Jimmy is the best, Cripple Fight might not be the most shocking episode but it's my favourite. The Special Olympics episode must also get an honourable mention.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭D


    Repli wrote:
    Mine would have to be the one where Cartman is getting revenge against that teenager who keeps tricking him. Cartman devises a plan that gets the teenagers parents shot and killed, and he makes chilli out of their bodies and makes the teenager eat them unknowingly by holding a 'chilli cookoff', and to top it off his favourite band (radiohead) see him crying after eating his parents and call him a loser - LOL

    I actually said "I can't believe they just did that" right after the show
    "Let me taste your tears of sorrow."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭sixpack's little hat


    Woodland Critter Christmas
    teaching lion cubs to perform abortions wtf!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    Awesomeo :D

    Cant remember the actual name of the episode. Its the one where Cartman pretends to be a robot.

    Love the song from the stupid spoilt whore episode too! :D

    /edit

    Actually, that awesomeo one isn't twisted. I just thought it was well funny :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 233 ✭✭Pen0s


    Repli wrote:
    Mine would have to be the one where Cartman is getting revenge against that teenager who keeps tricking him. Cartman devises a plan that gets the teenagers parents shot and killed, and he makes chilli out of their bodies and makes the teenager eat them unknowingly by holding a 'chilli cookoff', and to top it off his favourite band (radiohead) see him crying after eating his parents and call him a loser - LOL

    I actually said "I can't believe they just did that" right after the show
    ROFLMAFAO!!!!!!!

    just about to say that one, by far the most f**ked up episode ever!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Hehe yep, Definitely 'Scott Tenorman Must Die'

    The comment from Stan (or was it Kyle) at the end.

    "Dude.....remind me never to piss Cartman off"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Woodland Critter Christmas
    teaching lion cubs to perform abortions wtf!

    Sickest and possibly best


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭secret_squirrel


    I did love the way that Cartman, Stan and Kyle would wander on screen during the Christopher Reeve/Fetus/Bloods&Krips episode, look at each other go "No f***king Way - Dude - We're not going near this one." and wander off again. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    what episode number is this christopher reeve's episode, don't think i've seen it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,357 ✭✭✭secret_squirrel


    Its Ep 702 Krazy Kripples.

    Also remembering Goobacks from the future - where all the south park men have a gay orgy to kill off the future!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    ahaha the goobacks was hilarious only watched that one the other week


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Scott Tennerman for sure! Cartman laughing his ass off when the guy eats the chili only serves to make it more twisted.

    Others that come to mind
    =====================
    The 'sea men' episode
    Cripple fight
    The one where Cartman enters the special olympics


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Repli


    gobby wrote:
    Awesomeo :D

    Cant remember the actual name of the episode. Its the one where Cartman pretends to be a robot.

    Love the song from the stupid spoilt whore episode too! :D

    /edit

    Actually, that awesomeo one isn't twisted. I just thought it was well funny :)

    Agreed - it was brilliant!
    Especially in the board room when the guy asks everyone to leave, then says
    "Well, have you been programmed to... satisfy... urges of humans?"
    Awesomo: LAME


    and at the very end of the episode where everyones watching the vid of cartman dressed as britney spears dancing with a cutout of justin timberlake
    "Wow, kid, you're a little ****!"
    ROFL


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 11,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fysh


    Krazy Kripples wasn't that twisted (but it was damn funny - Jimmy and his "down like a clown charlie br-...down like a clown charlie bra-....down like a clown charlie br.aaaaoooown!" :D); I'd have said Scott Tenorman must die, How to eat with your butt (
    where everyone starts eating by shoving food up their ass, and crap through their mouth
    ), fat butt & pancake head (
    Cartman creates a Jennifer Lopez hand-puppet-character who Ben Affleck falls in love with, leading to the line "ewww! mom, Ben affleck got spooge all over my bed!"
    )or Mr Garrison gets a fancy new vagina.

    Pretty funny moment in the most recent episode where Cartman has to draw up a list of all the horrible stuff he's done in the past. He's so matter of fact about it, it's hilarious (
    "this one time, I took a crap in the principal's purse....seven times. And this one time I tried to exterminate the jews last spring....and this one time this kid pissed me off so I had his parents killed and made into chilli which I tricked the kid into eating".
    )


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,508 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Scott Tenorman or "Khennifer Lopeth"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭besty


    has to be the woman with the dead foetusses(sp?) on her head


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 Carbon Peroxide


    Cripple Fight, without a doubt.

    Mr Grazier: Good, now the first activity for this evening will be naked pictures!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I'd like to add 'Butters Very Own Episode' to the list. Despite the whole
    'Butters Strict parents' being a couple of freaks' being mildly twisted in itself, the bit at the end where Chris apologises to OjSimpson and Gary Condit sticks in my head to this day because I don't think I've ever seen god-honest rage and anger so well expressed on a tv show.
    So you see, there was no "some Puerto Rican guy." He doesn't exist. And so the people we owe the biggest apology to are the Ramseys, Congressman Condit, and O.J. We gave you false hope for finding the person who hurt those close to you and, we're sorry. Now we're just happy we won't have to live a life of secrets. For I knew that even though some of you supported us, some others were looking at me and thinking, "You're a liar! You're a LIAR!" [points at the crowd, and Condit's fixed-grin face is shown] "You know somethin' that you're not telling us, you slimy, scumbag LIAR!!" [back to Chris] Eh you know, that's what people would say to me. And then people would see my wife at the supermarket and they would say, "Hello," but they'd be thinking, "Ah, there goes that MURDERER!" [a shot of O.J.] "You got away with MURDER you murdering, lying, waste of life!!" [back to Chris] And to me, people might say things like, [a shot of Condit] "LIAR! Tell us what you know you God-damned LIAR!!" [back to Chris] And so, to both of us, people all over town would be saying things like, [a shot of the Ramseys] "You know God-damn well what happened to your kid, so stop acting like victims, and confess, you MURDERING MURDERERS!!" [a shot of O.J.] "CONFESS!!" [a shot of Condit] "LIAR!! CONFESS!!" [back to Chris] You know, and, that's what people would be saying to us, and so, we just had to come forward and tell the truth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46,329 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    I though 'Cartman does the Special Olympics' was pretty twisted and funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46,329 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    ok boys, break it up..... :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 744 ✭✭✭angry_fox


    The episode where Mr Garrison visits his dad is just twisted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Up the Down Steroid - The Special Olympics one
    When the retard offers to sell steroids to Jimmy
    That's just messed up.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 120 ✭✭HomesickAlien


    the one where there was about a thousand people who tried to free hat was pretty wierd

    "He killed those 23 babies in self-defence. They viciously attacked him."

    "Its really great to be out folks and... could i get a baby real quick?"
    "Sure! Someone get this man a baby!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46,329 ✭✭✭✭Mitch Connor


    qz wrote:
    Up the Down Steroid - The Special Olympics one
    When the retard offers to sell steroids to Jimmy
    That's just messed up.
    I'll just use them to gain a competetive advantage.....

    :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Nimrod's Son


    The episode with the paedophiles was pretty damn warped.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,035 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    The episode with the critically burnt teacher was pretty damn messed up.


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