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My Bike

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  • 05-04-2005 10:15pm
    #1
    MizzKattt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭


    Is it wrong to be enamored with inanimate object? When I think of my motorcycle, butterflies stir, my stomach drops, the world swoons, and I cannot wipe this silly grin off of my face. I think about her while at work, when at home, when out shopping. There is no reprieve. I yearn for her as deeply as I would a lover. I fantasize of the ways I can mod her and tweak her. I scour the internet looking for new ways to make her more mine. I can hardly wait to unite with her, to feel the pavement slipping by, the air parting as we make our way. Damn. I'm in love.

    *sighs deeply*


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    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I get butterflies aswell when I start my bike, or the thought that I might be taking it out for a ride.

    But I have a girlfreind so that's where it ends.


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    bonzai bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 535 ✭✭✭bonzai bob


    MizzKattt wrote:
    Is it wrong to be enamored with inanimate object? When I think of my motorcycle, butterflies stir, my stomach drops, the world swoons, and I cannot wipe this silly grin off of my face. I think about her while at work, when at home, when out shopping. There is no reprieve. I yearn for her as deeply as I would a lover. I fantasize of the ways I can mod her and tweak her. I scour the internet looking for new ways to make her more mine. I can hardly wait to unite with her, to feel the pavement slipping by, the air parting as we make our way. Damn. I'm in love.

    *sighs deeply*
    you need to get laid


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    Banjo013
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭Banjo013


    Wow - you lucky thing ..... you seem to have found what everyone else is looking for !

    Piece of advice though. Don't just ride her - she'll soon get sick of it. Take her out to dinner, buy her flowers, let her know how you really feel.

    Cause you don't want your relationship hitting a wall at any time !


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    #5
    MizzKattt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭MizzKattt


    So, I'm the only one that feels this way about his/her car/bike?

    *toes the ground....kicks a rock


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