Leinster fans up in orms bout ticket proices!

Private Joker · 06-04-2005 3:14pm #1

Distraught Leinster rugby fans have slammed the disgraceful ticket
pricing policies of the Leinster branch of the IRFU. "The whole
situation is such a total mare, roight" said lifelong Leinster rugby fan
and season ticket holder Fionn McDonald-Hooke. "The prices are loike
only loike 20 EUR, which is totally too low.Loike anyone can afford to
come now."

The recent upsurge in popularity of rugby has seen Leinster expand their
fan base outside the traditional D4 catchment area. The decision to
play European cup and some Celtic League games in Landsdowne Road means
many more people can see Leinster play, while the success of the Irish
rugby team on television has seen the games popularity blossom
throughout the country.

"You see all kinds of people at Leinster games now" said Fionn's fellow
former Rock schools player and best mucker George O'Reilly-Finucane.
"There's scangers and northsiders and Tallaghtfornians and everything.
Its not focking on."

Fionn and George, who between them have completed one and a half years
Of Business, Economics and Social Studies in Trinity, put the phenomenon
down to the incredible success of the Celtic Tiger. "Now with the
economy so good everyone is rolling in cash, roight, we're talking
focking plumbers and bin men, everyone is loaded, and they think that
gives them the right to come and watch rugby in Landsdowne and even
Donnyers" reasons Fionn. "Which

is focking bull$hit"

Mc Donald-Hooke and O'Reilly-Finucane are also not impressed with recent
expansion of the schools rugby, "My little brother is on the senior team
at

Rock, roight, he's a totally brill little out half and recently they
played

a team from Raheny in the schools cup. Focking Raheny loike," explains
George. "We hammered the scangers, obviously, but still there is
something

seriously wrong going on"

"Its bad enough those Munster boggers beating us nearly half the time,
but seriously, roight, I worry for the future of the game I love,"
concluded Fionn "I mean they are selling Leinster jerseys in Champion
Sports on Henry

Street now. Its just loike wrong or something"

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