Dear Tech Support

kleefarr

I thought about putting this in Comp-Tweaking and Modding.. :rolleyes:


Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.

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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support

Keyzer

I think a dinosaur wrote that one about 70 million years ago...

kleefarr

They probably invented the computer as well I suppose. :rolleyes:

Thanks for your creative input.

threebeards

LMAO - very funny

petes

kleefarr wrote:

They probably invented the computer as well I suppose. :rolleyes:

Thanks for your creative input.

Ah cmon now, writing is one thing but complex electronic engineering. Think you might be stretching it now!!

Shabadu

hee hee hee. /me runs off to show it to the nerdy boyfriend.

*adele*

he he he

muckwarrior

Keyzer wrote:

I think a dinosaur wrote that one about 70 million years ago...

I was thinkin the exact same thing but comments like that are just stupid! Do you expect every single joke posted here to be an original? Also, no matter how old somethin is there'll always be a few people that never seen it.

memphis

many variations of this out there.

Still makes me laugh everytime I see it thought, a true classic that!