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modernised dickens

  • 09-04-2005 4:29pm
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    dunno if someone has already done something like this in the jesus lol thread...
    <!--Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens-->
<!--Chapter 1-->
<best of times>
<worst of times>
<age of wisdom>
<age of foolishness>
<epoch of belief>
<epoch of incredulity>
<season of light>
<season of darkness>
<spring of hope>
<winter of despair>
<a href="http://www.heaven.ie">direct to Heaven</a><br />
<a href="http://www.us-immigration.com/>direct the other way</a><br />


<!--Chapter 2-->

"Nobody trusts anyone here", thought the network administrator, "Including me. And this network is liable to crash at any moment".

c0achman!: RTFM n00b!
guardwithagun: k 
c0achman!: time?
guardwithagun: 11.10
coachman: <vexed><ejaculation>my blood!</ejaculation> This dialup connection is so slow!!</vexed>


	HorsemanoftheNight has logged in @ 11.11 GMT

guardwithagun: asl?
guardwithagun: hey you asl I said!
guardwithagun: Tell me your asl or I'll kick you! >:(
HorsemanoftheNight: Is jarvislorry@dovermail.com here?
guardwithagun: None of your busniess you muppet! WHAT IS YOUR ASL!?
Jarviscool: I'm here
guardwithagun: [eyes jarviscool distrustfully]
c0achman!: [eyes jarviscool distrustuflly]
ilikethematrix: [eyes jarviscool distrustfully]
ilikestarwars: [eyes jarviscool distrustfully]
HorsemanoftheNight: Be careful becuase I'm buggered if I make a mistake here.
Jarviscool: :S Are you Jerry?
HorsemanoftheNight: y
guardwithagun: You seem like a dodgy fecker to me. Why does your ip keep changing like that? Do you have a pic?

	HorsemanoftheNIght is sending me.jpg to guardwithagun

	HorsemanoftheNight is sending strangenote.txt to Jarviscool

	Jarviscool has disconnected @ 11.14 GMT

	HorsemanoftheNight has disconnected @ 11.14 GMT

	HorsemanoftheNight has logged in @ 11.14 GMT

	Jarviscool has logged in @ 11.14 GMT

Jarviscool: ****ing dialup :( :(
Jarviscool: RECALLED TO LIFE

	HorsemanoftheNight has disconnected @ 11.15 GMT

              Jarviscool's status is now away @ 11.15 GMT
	
guardwithagun: wtf?
ilikethematrix: ?????
guardwithagun: Jesus I hope the stone roses aren't reforming. That ian brown is a total scumbag. lol

    The full, novel is online here: (the proper one that is)

    http://www.literature.org/authors/dickens-charles/two-cities/book-01/chapter-01.html


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