Risqué Humour

Drummer

Hey - anyone got any risqué jokes ?

In this thread feel free to post, what some might consider, sick or tasteless or dead-baby jokes.

Otherwise known as gross-out humour !

DonkeyStyle \o/

*Points to the charter...*
This bit might interest you.

The following are considered "no go" areas for your postings here to the Humour Board...

* Pornography
* Dead Baby Jokes
* Racist Jokes
* Links to Mature Content or Rotten websites
* etc...

Drummer

Notice & Warning

This is to notify all those of a sensitive nature, that there is a slight amendment to the Humour Board Charter. It is in the interest of accomodating for all tastes and styles, so as to be fair to all participants.

Anywhere you see a thread headed with Risqué Humour or Gross-out Humour, please be aware that therein exists script, of a sensitive or possibly offending nature. The operators of this forum and their affiliates accept no responsibilty for such content.

Furthermore, anyone who posts a message or starts a thread with such content, and does not use either of these titles in the subject line, shall be banned as deemed necessary by the moderators. If you are doubtful as to whether your contribution falls under this classification, please, to be safe, use either of the titles.

Please note, the titles to be used are Risqué Humour or Gross-out Humour. You should not use any other variation of these or any alternative.

Herein, you have all been warned !

TerrorFirmer

Not too fond of dead baby jokes here, but gross out humour, it'll be interesting to see what gets thrown around.

Yo NooB!

Not the most intelligent thing to pretend to mod a forum!

Charter HAS NOT changed:

Charter

OK Folks - there's been confusion as to what's allowed on this board and what's not.
I really hope this is the last time I have to edit this thing

The following are considered "no go" areas for your postings here to the Humour Board...

* Pornography
* Dead Baby Jokes
* Racist Jokes
* Links to Mature Content or Rotten websites
* etc...

Think of it this way folks, boards.ie is supposed to be viewable by anyone at any time - this includes children, people in offices and so on.

You'll notice that you can't actually post images into a message - this is intentional as the feature was being abused by a few muppets who have since left our fair site. Instead, your images will appear as links. You can also attach images as you can anywhere else. Don't abuse this.

Also folks - I do not want to see abuse because you didn't like their joke or it's been posted before. Even if this is the worst joke you've ever heard, please don't make a post saying "That's crap!" or whatever. Instead, please use the rating system build into the boards software (you'll see it at the bottom of a thread - choose from 1 to 5 stars of a rating).

Remember, YOU are responsible for your account. A couple of people have had people take their accounts and post something quite out of order and they have been banned. I don't care who does what to your account - it's up to you to keep it safe. This is the Admins stance on this topic too, so don't go crying to them.

Posting something that breaks these rules will result in a 1 week ban and you'll go on my list...
If someone from my list does a bad thing for the second time, it's a 1 month ban.
Third time - you strike out and you won't ever be able to post here again.

So enjoy and post funnies!

PS: This Charter can and will change - so be warned!

TomTom

Only the mods can make a change to the charter. PM them with your suggestions by all means. but don't expect them to allow dead baby jokes.

Shiminay

I don't know who you think you are Drummer, but myself and Bio are the mods of this board and a muppet like you CAN NOT make modifications to our Charter. Consider yourself warned...