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Mental Patient

  • 13-04-2005 11:03pm
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    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭


    A woman in mental asylum is going around wards thinking she is driving a car.One of the other patients stops her thinking he is a policeman,he asks her "Does she have her drivers licens?" she says "No" but he lets her go on the promise she will show it down at station later.

    So she drives off in her pretend car going around other wards when another patient thinking he is a policeman also stops her and asks for her tax and insurance? She says "She doesnt have it" but promises to bring it down to station later,so he lets her go.

    The women speeds off and around the next bend she sees another patient who thinks he is a policeman but he is stark naked with an enormous erection,and she says "Ah no not the breathalyzer test again"...


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