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drunk women are so easy to please!

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    #32
    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Thread summary: Marts has just realised that working in a bar can be a good/easy way of picking up (drunk/bored/old) women.





    Well, duh.


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    #33
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Hoochiemama wrote:
    well, men are so easy to please, drunk or not! offer them one of the following: sex, drink, porn, football, food or computer games or any combination of these and they're like putty in ur hands. lol
    surely if its the sex part, you really dont want a guy to end up as "putty" in your hands? :P


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    #34
    MissyKiki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭MissyKiki


    crash_000 wrote:
    surely if its the sex part, you really dont want a guy to end up as "putty" in your hands? :P

    good thing they make medications for that sort of thing.... :p


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    #35
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    *Page* wrote:
    have a selected man do it for me
    Really? I usually tell women like you to fúck off.


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    #36
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    i mean my boyfriend!!! not random men!


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    #37
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    *Page* wrote:
    i mean my boyfriend!!! not random men!
    Oh right, well go easy on him then so! :D


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    #38
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    well you see i buy him clothes and make him food he buys me drink and DC's!!

    we have a really good understanding of each other :D


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    #39
    dahamsta
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    *Page* wrote:
    i'm not easily pleased when drunk i'm a b!tch and you have to be really nice to me too!!!
    Sounds like one or two of my ex-girlfriends. Or "arseholes" as I like to call them.


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    #40
    Jivin Turkey
    Registered Users Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Jivin Turkey


    *Page* wrote:
    well you see i buy him clothes and make him food he buys me drink and DC's!!

    we have a really good understanding of each other :D
    So you are both prostitutes?


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