Worst Wedding Songs

ruffy

Just looking at the songs best descibing your ex thread & remembered a drunk game we had in college of worst songs to play as you walk down the aisle.
Highway to Hell, My name is Luca, etc etc u get the idea.

any takers?

Quackles

How about Meatloaf's "Two out of 3 ain't bad" - the song for settlers!!

The Bollox

well I suppose the father on the groom's side might sing "your wife is a lemon (and I want my money back)

ruffy

exactly.

also just got reminded of something that really pissed me off for years, although not strictly not part of this thread.
most of the things in Alanis Morrisette's Ironic aren't.

worst example: it's like rain on your wedding day.

that's not ironic. it's unfortunate. it'd be ironic if you were marrying Mr Soluble.

sorry rant. just had to.

Sleepy

This is WAY easier than the last thread

• Whitesnake - Here I go again
• Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
• Blink 182 - Stay Together For The Kids
• Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
• Eric Carmen - All By Myself
• Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

Pighead

Please Release Me-Engleburt Humperdink

The General

crazy frog

Adam

The General wrote:

crazy frog

LOL

tovalee

Sleepy wrote:

This is WAY easier than the last thread

• Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

i kinda like that one

rubadub

her father didn't like me anyway, the shane magowan version

modular

ruffy wrote:

exactly.

also just got reminded of something that really pissed me off for years, although not strictly not part of this thread.
most of the things in Alanis Morrisette's Ironic aren't.

worst example: it's like rain on your wedding day.

that's not ironic. it's unfortunate. it'd be ironic if you were marrying Mr Soluble.

sorry rant. just had to.

Didn't Ed Byrne point something like that out?

Scarinae

The Irish Times had something like this recently, because some priests had brought out a book of suitable songs to play at weddings. The list of UNsuitable songs people have actually played at weddings included 'I Will Survive', 'Help Me Make It Through The Night' and 'D.I.V.O.R.C.E.'

Sleepy

tovalee wrote:

i kinda like that one

Yeah, can you imagine the poor bride, probably been on a diet for months to look good in her wedding dress and the church organ starts off, the groom spins around and starts to sing: "I LAIKE BIG BUTTS ANNA CANNOT LIE..."

iguana

REM's "It's The End Of The World As We Know It"

aidan_dunne

Adam Sandler: "Somebody Kill Me, Please!"

The Corrs: "I Never Really Loved You Anyway"

iguana

and The Pixies - Where Is My Mind?


And maybe - Gigantic

mobile04

heard a song on the radio the other night.
i must be out of my mind. i think it was called#sums my marrage up exactly lol.. just joking love....lol
if your reading this is work,.,,,hehe


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Piste

Ymca :d

seamus

Moved from AH

MrJoeSoap

ruffy wrote:

also just got reminded of something that really pissed me off for years, although not strictly not part of this thread.
most of the things in Alanis Morrisette's Ironic aren't.

Do you read Channel 4 teletext?

kt_hughes

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life (never make a pretty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you)

hiscan

kt_hughes wrote: »

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life (never make a pretty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you)

lol they used to play this constantly on atlantic 252

taibhse

Prodigy - smack my bitch up

vampire weekend - the kids dont stand a chance

radiohead - creep

the shins - caring is creepy

the doors - the end

Fardy0

i know its just out but Love is NOISE by the verve

ShawnRaven

The Police - Every Breath You Take.

Great song, but it's a song about someone so obsessed with someone that they resorts to stalking!

Vixen Sexlectra

I kissed a girl and I liked it.. Katy Perry
The husband would either be impressed ( 3sum) or ask how it was

Actually.. maybe that would be a deadly song for walking down the aisle
ha

Sleepy

Sleepy wrote: »

• Whitesnake - Here I go again
  

+1

That made me lol

St Bill

Bitch-Meredith Brooks....highly inappropriate in a church
I hate you so much right now-Kelis
Leave me alone-Michael Jackson
Making your mind up-Bucks Fizz
What have I done to deserve this?-Pet Shop Boys
I hate myself and want to die-Nirvana
Love will tear us apart-Joy Division
I can do better-Avril Lavigne

AnonoBoy

Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to ****

unreggd

+1 for The Corrs - I Never really loved you.... :P


Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out

upmeath

ruffy wrote: »

worst songs to play as you walk down the aisle.

I can give you the worst one to be carried down the aisle to...

The Jam - Going Underground