Why does Michael Jackson never win a race?

EricM

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tman

thats just so painfully crap that its funny

Nasty_Girl

tman wrote:

... painfully crap ...

Now THAT'S funny

RuggieBear

tbh i've been banned for similar jokes....

BioHazRd

EricM banned for a week

Bio

petes

Same joke was in Gilgamesh post about mj jokes=no ban?

BioHazRd

a different mod got to that one before I did. Any pleas of favouritism shall now be dismissed - Gilgamesh banned too

Bio

EricM2

How is this joke against the rules?

I dont see how this joke matches any of your rules:
Pornography
Dead Baby Jokes
Racist Jokes
Links to Mature Content or Rotten websites

WTF??

Why the hell are you even a mod here Bio?
Ive seen you ban people and lock threads for no reason before.
You obviously dont have a sense of humour and cant take a f**king joke!

RuggieBear

you are risking a lifetime ban from boards by signing up a new user account...especially so you can send abuse a moderators way.

if i was bioHazard, i would ban you permenantly from Humour.

There was defo a post in here somewhere warning against posting MJ jokes.....perhaps it should be added to the charter or stickied.

Goodshape

EricM2 wrote:

How is this joke against the rules?

I dont see how this joke matches any of your rules:
Pornography

It's a thin line tbh.

Shabadu

EricM2 wrote:

How is this joke against the rules?

I dont see how this joke matches any of your rules:
Pornography
Dead Baby Jokes
Racist Jokes
Links to Mature Content or Rotten websites

WTF??

Why the hell are you even a mod here Bio?
Ive seen you ban people and lock threads for no reason before.
You obviously dont have a sense of humour and cant take a f**king joke!

Why do people think that by insulting a mod they're going to make their time on boards any easier? I bet if you sent him a pm apologising he would have let you back in a couple of days. I float about this forum a lot and have never seen Bio hand out an unwarranted banning- I always thought he was fair anyway.

God this makes me sound like such a lick arse.

EricM2

Jr.Shabadu wrote:

Why do people think that by insulting a mod they're going to make their time on boards any easier? I bet if you sent him a pm apologising he would have let you back in a couple of days. I float about this forum a lot and have never seen Bio hand out an unwarranted banning- I always thought he was fair anyway.

God this makes me sound like such a lick arse.

Why should i appologise when i didnt do anything wrong all i did was tell a funny joke. Certainly not enough for a ban. Now if HE had asked me not to post the joke for whatever reason then i might have listened.

Its not like i cant just signup for another account if this one gets closed anyway. I have a dynamic IP address.

jaggeh

EricM2 wrote:

Its not like i cant just signup for another account if this one gets closed anyway. I have a dynamic IP address.

you really think that will save you if you draw the attention of the eye (devore)
i refer you to This

BioHazRd

EricM(insert random number) banned for life. I don't have time for this muppetry. All I ask is that people use some sense when posting here. You will also find that the charter says "etc." I think you will find that this is covered in that section. Just to make things clearer I have ammended the charter to show that posting jokes about any issues regarding paedophiles or child abuse, be it suspected, proven or otherwise will result in a ban for the poster.

Bio

Papschmir

I thought this was the humour forum?

Jesus1222

Disgraceful carry on by the moderators. Absolutely disgraceful. Some humour is tasteless, crude and insulting and pointlessly disgusting, but its humour to some people and if yore insulted: tough. To others who consider Henny Youngman to be cutting edge it might be off colour but its no reason to snip it, let alone ban this guy.

BioHazrd should not be moderator of this board.

3ric

Jesus1222 wrote:

Disgraceful carry on by the moderators. Absolutely disgraceful. Some humour is tasteless, crude and insulting and pointlessly disgusting, but its humour to some people and if yore insulted: tough. To others who consider Henny Youngman to be cutting edge it might be off colour but its no reason to snip it, let alone ban this guy.

BioHazrd should not be moderator of this board.

I agree.

Bio your "lifetime ban" lasted long enough for me to register again. lol
Seeing as EricM(number) is banned and this is my 3rd attempt
Ill call myself 3ric. Creative, isnt it

Whats wrong with pedophile jokes?
We make jokes about everything else that some people might find offensive, jesus, the pope, blondes etc...

Eoghan-psych

What is it with the mods on these forums?

Is there some plausible reason for banning Michael Jackson jokes? One could *almost* make a case if this were an American forum [in terms of prejudiced coverage etc] but this is an Irish board.

Glipmac

The truth is it has not been proven that Jackson has done anything for a start, and also i don't think the mods want to be sucked into an arguement about it.

Also if you let this go on whats to stop people from posting Racist or offencive articles you can't say yes to one thing and no to another there has got to be a line.

I agree with the mods on this one, but at the end of the day you want to say these things without getting banned then say them somewhere else!

Glipmac :cool:

Oh yes and jackson jokes are NOT funny!

Jesus1222

Apparently 8 year old kids will be on boards.ie and will be corrupted by this joke. Its a National Parents Council mentality. BioHazrd (k3wl name) is a typical boards.ie moderator and typical moderators in general. Its a power trip.

Jesus1222

Glipmac wrote:

The truth is it has not been proven that Jackson has done anything for a start, and also i don't think the mods want to be sucked into an arguement about it.

Also if you let this go on whats to stop people from posting Racist or offencive articles you can't say yes to one thing and no to another there has got to be a line.

There is a difference between an off colour joke and a joke that makes fun of victims. There is a difference between poking fun and racist abuse (which is what a racist joke is).

Oh yes and jackson jokes are NOT funny!

Thats not for you to decide.

Its a matter of intention and what exactly the joke is. What its making fun of. In this case: is it making fun of victims of paedophilia? or Michael Jackson?

Unfortunately its not easy for some people to understand this.

BioHazRd

3ric wrote:

Bio your "lifetime ban" lasted long enough for me to register again. lol
Seeing as EricM(number) is banned and this is my 3rd attempt
Ill call myself 3ric. Creative, isnt it

It takes me less time to ban you, than it takes you to register a new nick - whos laughing now, moron.

Bio

Jesus1222

BioHazRd wrote:

It takes me less time to ban you, than it takes you to register a new nick - whos laughing now, moron.

Bio

Isnt personal abuse against the rules? Mods ban this guy...oh wait.

Glipmac

:cool:

Jesus1222 wrote:

Thats not for you to decide.

so i now dont have a mind of my own, it takes an idiot to tell me what is funny and what is not?

Jesus1222 wrote:

Its a matter of intention and what exactly the joke is. What its making fun of. In this case: is it making fun of victims of paedophilia? or Michael Jackson?

Obviously you find these SICK and TWISTED things hilarious, true humour is somthing that does not OFFENED others, something everyone finds funny, true you cant please all of the people all of the time but when can you...

I maybe just another voice shouting in the dark but my view must be known.

Glip :cool: :mad:

I shall leave this room knowing that i have said my view on the matter and that i am not getting deeper into this seemingly pointless arguement because i will be here forever...

Jesus1222

Glipmac wrote:

:cool:

so i now dont have a mind of my own, it takes an idiot to tell me what is funny and what is not?

*sigh* Its not for you to tell all of us whats funny and what isnt. Your opinions are your own.

Obviously you find these SICK and TWISTED things hilarious, true humour is somthing that does not OFFENED others, something everyone finds funny, true you cant please all of the people all of the time but when can you...

I never said I found them funny or unfunny. Its not relevant.

humanji

Seriously Jesus1222, get off your high horse and use it for cover because you're going to get a lot of flak with that attitude! The point being made (and ignored by you), is that we should all use a bit of common sense when posting. Boards is a forum for everyone, and as such, posts shouldn't offend. I happen to have quite a sick sense of humour and find a lot of dead baby jokes funny. But I've got sense enough to realise not everyone else does, so I don't go posting dead baby jokes for the few people, like me, who find them funny! Follow your name-sake and respect your fellow man (and woman).

Blub2k4

Oh I get it.....hahahaha.....no .......wait.......????????

Eoin

jomanji wrote:

Seriously Jesus1222, get off your high horse and use it for cover because you're going to get a lot of flak with that attitude! The point being made (and ignored by you), is that we should all use a bit of common sense when posting. Boards is a forum for everyone, and as such, posts shouldn't offend. I happen to have quite a sick sense of humour and find a lot of dead baby jokes funny. But I've got sense enough to realise not everyone else does, so I don't go posting dead baby jokes for the few people, like me, who find them funny! Follow your name-sake and respect your fellow man (and woman).

Well said jomanji!

Personally, I think the MJ jokes have a right to be posted - yes, they are tasteless, but it is a topical issue and therefore open to jokes (this is rec.humour, not rec.TastefulDinnerPartyJokesYouCanTellInFrontOfYourMother). Why not ban the pope jokes as well - I am sure that many people would find them tasteless as well. But that's why I'm not a mod.

kirn

yeah, i kinda felt this banning was a little harsh, but y'know, this is it.

crap jokes will moderate themselves i figure, they'll just disappear.
anyway i kinda felt this post:

It takes me less time to ban you, than it takes you to register a new nick - whos laughing now, moron.

Bio

was a little harsh...

i understand that there is a charter and the need for moderators, but in this instance thats my opinion.

Kirn xx

Jesus1222

"Respect your fellow man and woman".

Yeah sure. Good point, nice catch all phrase there to make me look like a sick racist. Unfortunately for you that doesnt come into it, its simply a matter of allowing a certain level of humour and being tolerant of a minority viewpoint. Theres a word that describes those who try to dictate to other people based on their (theirs alone) standards. Be just a touch more liberal and let somethings go. Spare me the moral outrage. I didnt ignore anything, I made a specific reference to that very point, nobody has made/referenced that point - bar me and you I think.

Whether I enjoy them or hate them or find them boring isn't relevant.

Eoin

Boards is a forum for everyone, and as such, posts shouldn't offend.

I have heard this paraphrased on different forums on boards a few times, and in theory it is a nice concept, but people have to expect that in certain forums there is going to be content that some people will find offensive. If you look at the Personal Issues forum, there is content there that is most definitely for an adult audience.