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Has it started

  • 15-04-2005 10:49am
    #1
    joejoem
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    A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going to start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

    The husband sighed. "Damn, it's started."


Comments

  • #2
    conformist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭conformist


    thats crap


  • #3
    fade2black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    No it's not. :D


  • #4
    Goodshape
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    har har


  • #5
    BioHazRd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    conformist banned for a week for his succinct reply. Please read the charter folks - it's there for a reason.

    Bio


  • #6
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    conformist wrote:
    thats crap


    I got a great laugh out of that. Not as much as when I saw you got banned!


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  • #7
    Tyrrial
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    that was funny


  • #8
    stuey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭stuey


    meh


  • #9
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    great


  • #10
    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    I liked it.


  • #11
    popinfresh
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    hehe good one.

    What's with every1 getting banned lately :rolleyes:

    (Please don't ban me for saying that :) )


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  • #12
    Lafortezza
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    Ban him!

    Good joke btw...


  • #13
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭mad m


    Yup a good one,probably most in here who replied are married...Married men get it much more than single blokes. :D


  • #14
    rymus
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    that is rather good... I'll do my best to use that one over the weekend.


  • #15
    Shabadu
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    mad m wrote:
    Yup a good one,probably most in here who replied are married...Married men get it much more than single blokes. :D
    That is a filthy lie! I'm not married and I give my boyfriend just as much grief.


  • #16
    kmart6
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    LOL Class


  • #17
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭mad m


    Jr.Shabadu wrote:
    That is a filthy lie! I'm not married and I give my boyfriend just as much grief.


    Yeah,but we all know secretly you pretend to be married to him in your head.God help him. :D


  • #18
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    mad m wrote:
    Yeah,but we all know secretly you pretend to be married to him in your head.God help him. :D
    How you know? I'm caught rapid!

    We have a chiddler though, so i've some bossiness entitelments over him. ;P


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