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About last night...

  • 15-04-2005 4:19pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭


    Ok, apparently it's my job to tell you all what you really don't give a toss about anyway: What happened at the boards meet-up yesterday. It's a dirty job (altho highly fulfilling) but someone's gotta do it... Me.

    Anyway, basically I'm gonna stick to the Fawlty Towers Manuel line - "I know nothing"... At least in terms of what happened between my leavin for HappyCrackhead's at 7.30 or so, and then my triumphant return into town 3 hours later. I missed out, clearly. :rolleyes:

    But after that... Zane got incredibly drunk, thrown out by a bouncer, lost his bag and jacket (which, incidentally, nobody f*cking bothered to look for but me) and generally staggered from mishap to mishap... I found his jacket after every1 else had left but some1 musta nicked his bag. Poor b*stard.

    Oh, peachy scored (yaay) eh... twice... ahem. ;) Not me though, I just wanna get that denial in first!
    More importantly, I scored (yaay... meh :cool: ) a girl who's boards handle I can't for the life of me remember. Actually, I don't remember any of the boardie's names from yesterday, only their real ones, which is actually kinda useless. :rolleyes:

    Did I forget anythin? Or has my reputation as a Gossip now become common knowledge!

    P.S. We've gotta do that again sometime! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    it's good to see after about 6 attempts a boards meet actually happened :rolleyes:

    it shoud definitely be done again and not on a thursday (or wednesday) so i can actually go this time :mad: :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Slash/ED


    SebtheBum wrote:
    But after that... Zane got incredibly drunk, thrown out by a bouncer, lost his bag and jacket (which, incidentally, nobody f*cking bothered to look for but me) and generally staggered from mishap to mishap... I found his jacket after every1 else had left but some1 musta nicked his bag. Poor b*stard.

    That's terrible, was anything valuble in the bag like a cd/mp3/mini disc player? Did many important books go missing?

    Hopefully somehow it turns up, was this in a club? Try ringing them and seing if it turned up I suppose.

    So who ended up with who then? :D We want to know ALL the gory details :D

    PS What exactly did Zane get thrown out for? :D It's the little details that count!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Slash/ED wrote:
    That's terrible, was anything valuble in the bag like a cd/mp3/mini disc player? Did many important books go missing?

    Yeah, his cd player (an The Killers - Hot Fuss), pretty much all his notes from this semester, i think a few books... You'd have to ask him, tbh...
    Slash/ED wrote:
    Hopefully somehow it turns up, was this in a club? Try ringing them and seing if it turned up I suppose.

    Yeah, Zane rang them today... They said nobody'd handed it in, and they hadn't found anythin when they cleared the place up. It's definitely been nicked. It's my local, so I'll wander in this afternoon an have a chat wit staff, maybe have one last look. Ya never know, i guess.
    Slash/ED wrote:
    So who ended up with who then? :D We want to know ALL the gory details :D

    Eh... I wouldn't like to say, but it seems I'm the only one prepared to "tell all" (and face the possible consequences i.e. peachy kickin my ass :rolleyes: ).
    Peachy scored Zane (I never saw this, but it's pretty much definite)... Then Peachy scored some bloke who's boards name I don't know (this happens a lot during this story, the only one I remember is JimmyEatMenu, an it wasn't him). I wish I could remember the boards handles for all the ppl involved, the story would be that much more compelling... :(
    Slash/ED wrote:
    PS What exactly did Zane get thrown out for? :D It's the little details that count!

    Well, technically he didn't get thrown out: What happened was, he felt sick so he staggered outside to get fresh air. The bouncer took one look at Zane as he stumbled out past him and said "he's not gettin back in - Too drunk", unaware that Zane is actually inebriated all the time, alcohol-in-bloodstream or not :p

    I went back upstairs to tell the others this turn of events, and that we'd have to look for his stuff. Completely unsympathetic, every1 buggered off around 2! Leaving me to search the place for his stuff (Found the jacked half an hour later, when the joint was closin).

    So there you are. If anyone feels the need to enlighten me as to the boards identities of the ppl who showed up (so's I can fill in the gaps), feel free.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    :o christ.

    well seb i dont think JESJES will be too impressed that you cant remember her name! as for other boardsies in Doyle.....from what i can recall it was JesJes, Jimeatsmenu, Doodee, Nadir, Phaxx and SyxPaek.

    im saying nothing about anything else!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Slash/ED


    Aside from the bag thing, and hopefully it'll show up, it sounds like a good night. What was everyone like though, that's what we all want to know! You get pictures of people from their messages online (At least I do anyway) so it'd be interesting to see if the people turn out as you imagine or are completley different.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    JesJes... I truly am a dumbass. It's what I've always suspected :rolleyes:

    Anyway, i like peachy's attitude - Discretion being the better part of valour, an all that. It's just that I don't possess any valour, so I can shoot my mouth off to my heart's content :D

    Ah yeah, syxpaek, I can't believe I forgot him as well. Sound bloke, he actually came back to see if meself an Zane were ok (after every1 else had deserted us). Top bloke.

    I'm actually getting a sudden urge to shut up and stop blabbing... This imparting of secrets makes me feel dirty - and not in a good way. (There is a good way, trust me. ;) But this isn't it)

    Tell you what, you guys guess who scored who, and i'll kinda shrug non-commitally til you join the right pair of boardsies up. (urgh, what an unappetising image...) :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Alana


    Eh Zane if u want i'll give u a copy of my killers album and il c how i can help u out with notes etc...that sux ass :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,580 ✭✭✭uberwolf



    im saying nothing about anything else!

    I'll never look at your avatar in the same way again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Slash/ED


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Tell you what, you guys guess who scored who, and i'll kinda shrug non-commitally til you join the right pair of boardsies up. (urgh, what an unappetising image...) :D

    Ah but is there anything serious, this night could lead to Boards.ie's Posh and Becks :D

    And about your notes Zane, I'm sure if you goto the heads of the departments or your lecturers and explain what happened they'll be able to give you copies of the overheads either for free or for very little. Hopefully most of your notes are simply the overheads and so can be gotten back easily. It's at least something, I know what it's like getting important things robbed on you and it's not nice at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    uberwolf wrote:
    I'll never look at your avatar in the same way again

    lol... ditto :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭kasintahan


    Hang on a second.

    When I met the UCD boardsie's in the SU bar there was about 6 of us.

    How, when and where did you meet the others?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    after you left, Red Alert and HappyCrackhead also left. So basically it was just Zane, Peachypants and I, so we split: I went to HappyCrackhead's house (he had my keys - long story) and i think they went to meet up wit the other boardsies... I have no idea which specific board their from, and truth be told I've only heard of Jim and Nadir, never seen any posts from the other lot.

    But there ya go...

    I've had my fun, and that's all that matters... ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,173 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Boards.ie

    -Helping ugly people score since 1998


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Slash/ED


    Surely alcohol has been doing that for many a year?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,173 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Worst. Reply. Ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭kasintahan


    Weird. Boards people congregating outside of boards beers? Who'd have thunk it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭HappyCrackHead


    kasintahan wrote:
    Weird. Boards people congregating outside of boards beers? Who'd have thunk it.

    obviously not the people who were too apathetic to turn up... but what would UCD be without apathy... i digress...

    Sebthebum appears to be the hub in the wheel of college gossip... well insofar as the meager users of boards.ie are concerned. none the less... whacky people all...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    Don't recognise any of those names. As regards scoring I have to confess I feel a bit left out... i've scored nobody in the past 48 hours :eek: Zane and peachy, who'd have guessed?!? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    I have to admit am mega jealous of all the fun ye had while most of us were stuck in the library.Really contemplated going to the bar at 1 but decided to stick to the books instead-bad choice!Can we do another meet up thingy next week when loads of people can go?yay or nah?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Definitely. I'm up for that. If I'm not gonna study - and I'm f**kin not, I just don't care anymore :mad: - how's that for apathy, HappyCrackhead?! - I might as well make the most of the socialising time before the exams.

    Some1 start a new thread wit the date, time an location in the title, just like last time, it seems to work.





    P.S. HappyCrackhead: Yep, college gossip revolves around me. Revolve being the operative word...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭kasintahan


    panda100 wrote:
    I have to admit am mega jealous of all the fun ye had while most of us were stuck in the library.Really contemplated going to the bar at 1 but decided to stick to the books instead-bad choice!Can we do another meet up thingy next week when loads of people can go?yay or nah?

    Are you hot?

    'cos we have this policy see...

    ;) I jest (rather I had better, lest I fail) :)

    Yeah, we should meet up again next week. It will give me a reason to not study, or at least a better one that "I wonder do the swans in the lake prefer SU Chilli Cheeze sandwiches to potatoe bread" *



    * Results inconclusive; they will eat both out of my hand with equal aggression.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    kasintahan wrote:
    Are you hot?

    'cos we have this policy see...


    You know, i been thinkin bout this, and it's kinda funny:
    We don't have a policy regardin a certain standard of attractiveness, but tbh it seems to have worked out pretty well anyway. ;) Not a minger among 'em. Which annoys me cos I was lookin forward to bein the most dashing and startlingly stunning person there. Ah well. 2nd ain't bad... :D

    Annnnnnyway... I think I've made myself look about as shallow as possible in this post, so I think I'll shut up :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,173 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    kasintahan wrote:
    A
    Are you hot?

    'cos we have this policy see...

    Yeah, no hotties allowed.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 4,436 Mod ✭✭✭✭Suaimhneach


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Ok, apparently it's my job to tell you all what you really don't give a toss about anyway: What happened at the boards meet-up yesterday. It's a dirty job (altho highly fulfilling) but someone's gotta do it... Me.

    Anyway, basically I'm gonna stick to the Fawlty Towers Manuel line - "I know nothing"... At least in terms of what happened between my leavin for HappyCrackhead's at 7.30 or so, and then my triumphant return into town 3 hours later. I missed out, clearly. :rolleyes:

    But after that... Zane got incredibly drunk, thrown out by a bouncer, lost his bag and jacket (which, incidentally, nobody f*cking bothered to look for but me) and generally staggered from mishap to mishap... I found his jacket after every1 else had left but some1 musta nicked his bag. Poor b*stard.

    Oh, peachy scored (yaay) eh... twice... ahem. ;) Not me though, I just wanna get that denial in first!
    More importantly, I scored (yaay... meh :cool: ) a girl who's boards handle I can't for the life of me remember. Actually, I don't remember any of the boardie's names from yesterday, only their real ones, which is actually kinda useless. :rolleyes:

    Did I forget anythin? Or has my reputation as a Gossip now become common knowledge!

    P.S. We've gotta do that again sometime! :D

    http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~jesjes/PimpDaddy/

    Pics from the night.

    By the way, my username is Jesjes. :rolleyes:

    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.

    haha.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭ozt9vdujny3srf


    Red Alert wrote:
    Don't recognise any of those names. As regards scoring I have to confess I feel a bit left out... i've scored nobody in the past 48 hours :eek: Zane and peachy, who'd have guessed?!? :D
    Yes you have.

    Ró Ró Ró your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,486 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    Well i suppose that might depend on your exact definition of scoring...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Red Alert wrote:
    Well i suppose that might depend on your exact definition of scoring...


    at this point i would like to point out that there was NO SEX involved in either case!

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭blondie83


    This thread gets more interesting every day!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    I'm so glad I started this thread now... :D

    I wanna hear more bout Red Alert an this "Roisin" person now!
    After all, I am the hub of college gossip, so i have to be aware of all kinds of shenanigans... ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,875 ✭✭✭Seraphina


    nice pervy pics there, we could have done with less close ups of the tongue swallowing tbh :p


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